My favorite pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piediepiedie
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Forever in love with one of my favorite puns : Tea Rex
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnappyKoi
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New to this amazing sub, so here's my favorite pun battle (I'm the green).
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My favorite puns are the ones that involve physical harm (ie Hertz Donut)

I guess you could say I like being punished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jriggs97
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One of my favorite puns courtesy of C&H
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πŸ‘€︎ u/novatachyon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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My dad forwarded me an email of his top 10 favorite puns, and asked if any of them made me laugh...

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avec_serif
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My very favorite pun-filled video youtube.com/watch?v=RLxr6…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARTexplains
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My most favorite pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcz1739
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Since we're on the subject of Eskimos... My dad's favorite pun: What's an Eskimo's favorite food?

Tosti-tos!

He thought this was absolutely hilarious. I got a good "har-har" out of it... and promptly repeated the joke to someone else. A bad pun makes you groan; a good pun makes you groan and then tell someone else the joke.

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I know it's been done, but I couldn't resist painting my favorite pun. "Nunchucks" spray paint on canvas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kellygrl6441
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2012
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I used to be a regular contributor to Memebase Puns. I wanted to share one of my more favorite puns. [OC] i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5418…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hyper_Threaded
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What was Hitler's favorite letter?

Definitely Not-Z

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My favorite crime tv show has a duck as the main character.

He always quacks the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T20J
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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My father's favorite joke.

My dad passed away about 3 years ago. Now that I am a dad as well I thought I would pass on his favorite joke, bear with me cuz its long, but worth it...

A poor man who lives in a straw hut wants to to impress his neighbor. So he works for 3 months, enough to buy a fancy chair at the market. He calls his neighbor over for dinner one night and has him sit in the chair at dinner. He asks his neighbor, " isn't this a very nice chair? " To which the neighbor replies "it's okay i guess"...

Heartbroken, after the neighbor leaves, the man takes the chair upstairs and puts it in a closet and thinks.. maybe it was not a nice enough chair...

He then works 6 months, leaves his little straw hut and hitches a ride to the city and buys an extravagant chair with velvet padding. Once again he has his neighbor over for dinner, this time the neighbor says "it's nice, but I've seen better"

Sad, the man stores the chair in the upstairs closet. But the man could not be deterred.

He then worked for an entire year, left his little straw hut and went all the way to the capitol and bought a gaudy, gold painted chair with lion motifs and silk pillows.

The neighbor comes over to dinner and says. "Wow, what an ugly chair!"

Furious, the man grabs the chair, marches upstairs and throws it in the closet with such force that his entire straw hut collapses.

I guess people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones...

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My wife’s favorite class in High School was History

I should’ve known she’d be good at bringing up the past.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o-Dez-o
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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No really, what is a pirate's favorite letter?

ARRRRRR??

No! It's the "C" Matey, it's the "C"!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jschultheiss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Haaand eeeeeeeeeeeeeye.

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What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What’s a brit’s favorite cereal?

Cheerios!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spikerman101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2021
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What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
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My favorite cartoonist was found dead today...

Details are sketchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwawayyourfun
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What's your cat's favorite magazine?

A CAT-alogue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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What's the invisible man's least favorite fruit?

Pear. He always diss-a-pear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What's a pervert's favorite pokemon?

a Peek-at-you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigus-_-dickus
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AfterEffectserror
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What is Mace Windus favorite quote?

"Yo, Duh"!

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What is a scammer’s favorite outdoor activity?

Phishing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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What is Sean Connery's favorite tongue twister?

She shells she shells by the she shore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
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What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)

Air-vrything.

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
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What's a pirates favorite toy to play with?

His arr-sea car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrpn17w
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Procrastinators' favorite food?

Ought dogs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
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What’s the favorite band of NASCAR drivers?

One Direction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kebabsalon
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What’s an alcoholic’s favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blond5
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What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

I-HOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSimp69
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What's an Amish's favorite kind of raisin?

A Barn Raisin'!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clkish1988
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What's a bull's favorite subject?

Cow-culus.

(Courtesy of my 10 year old.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talin342
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I don’t really have a favorite color

But purple is a pretty cool color

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAK-the-YAK
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What's Ozzy Osbourne's favorite shampoo?

NO MORE TEARRRSSSSSS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ralph3
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What is Benedict Arnold’s favorite sports drink?

Traitor-ade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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What is Superman's favorite meal?

Soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thermbug
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Whats a Sheeps favorite snack?

A Candy Baa (Bar)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
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My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?

(Gal)lons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
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What's the favorite song of bad luck?

Misfor- tune

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDPrime
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What is a bird’s favorite hair style?

Feathered!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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What’s a ghost’s favorite meal?

Ghoulash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglukian
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What is a Dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supersam1434
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What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnieringo
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HHHHAAANNNDDDDDD EEEYYYYEEEE

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