What's the Lion King's favorite month?
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
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My favorite time of the day is 6:30
What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton
I realized that the 8mm fastener is my favorite because it's my M8!
I can now legally tell dad jokes so heres my favorite. What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?
A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.
The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"
What's the favorite movie of dead people?
I’ve been enjoying the work of some of my favorite graphic artists on my commute to work...
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
What’s the pirate’s favorite letter?
You may think it’s ARGHH but it’s the Sea that he likes.
My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy...
It's one part rum, three parts pum.
(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.
What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?
Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
What is the cannibal carpenter’s favorite measurement?
My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son
You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?
The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .
What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
When he is thirsty, what does the overconfident man say is his favorite body part?
What is a musician’s favorite part of the day?
Where's a mathematician's favorite place in the world?
What’s the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?
What's a cat's favorite day of the week?
Caturday. Furiday is a close second.
I don’t know if it’s the best anti-joke but here is my favorite one.
What is the alcoholic outdoorsman’s favorite drink?
Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..
What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?
Naan naan naan na na na naan
What was the SNES programmers' favorite drink?
What is the favorite computer language of pirates?
What is the electrician's favorite rock band?
I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.
What be a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?
(You answer Arrrrr)
Dad punchline: No matey, it be the Seaaaaaa.
What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?
What is Ironman’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...
What is the canine contractor's favorite thing to build?
I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...
What is the Coronavirus’ least favorite movie?
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
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