What's the Lion King's favorite month?

DeSIMBA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilliolongwood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smike1981
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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My favorite time of the day is 6:30

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?

Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obrocheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I realized that the 8mm fastener is my favorite because it's my M8!

That is all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadPunsAreBadPuns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I can now legally tell dad jokes so heres my favorite. What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?

Bi son!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samfeegan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.

The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scensei
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What's the favorite movie of dead people?

The Departed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I’ve been enjoying the work of some of my favorite graphic artists on my commute to work...

But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?

The Spacebar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaulCasquinha69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What’s the pirate’s favorite letter?

You may think it’s ARGHH but it’s the Sea that he likes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy...

It's one part rum, three parts pum.

(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metermind
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?

NARF! Guns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My favorite Hollywood movie has to be β€œThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.

It never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?

Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iconmotocbr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?

One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What is the cannibal carpenter’s favorite measurement?

8 feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SholcCTR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son

You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCandle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?

At World's End.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_arrived_here
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?

The Obo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lockstocks85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .

But it sure is up there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhotonSharpedo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?

Marsh Madness

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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When he is thirsty, what does the overconfident man say is his favorite body part?

"Surely temple."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheelay_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What is a musician’s favorite part of the day?

12:34

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Where's a mathematician's favorite place in the world?

Times Square

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Existence111111
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What’s the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?

Spin and tonic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What's a cat's favorite day of the week?

Caturday. Furiday is a close second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I don’t know if it’s the best anti-joke but here is my favorite one.

One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_se7en_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What is the alcoholic outdoorsman’s favorite drink?

Oxygen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpcicle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?

Naan naan naan na na na naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmarbs19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What was the SNES programmers' favorite drink?

Sprite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlarioKath
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What is the favorite computer language of pirates?

R

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What is the electrician's favorite rock band?

I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquaRegia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What be a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

(You answer Arrrrr)

Dad punchline: No matey, it be the Seaaaaaa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wormfather
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?

The Macaroon-a!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What is Ironman’s favorite ride at the amusement park?

The Ferrous Wheel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andeargdue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...

by Peter Pollen Mary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What is the canine contractor's favorite thing to build?

Aroooooo-f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amazinglexus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...

He replied, "Bock!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverName50
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What is the Coronavirus’ least favorite movie?

The Mask

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastercore8112
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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