What's the Lion King's favorite month?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My favorite time of the day is 6:30
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What did Jack yell when he angrily chopped down his favorite tree in The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tiiimmmmmmbbeeerrrrrrr-ton
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I realized that the 8mm fastener is my favorite because it's my M8!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I can now legally tell dad jokes so heres my favorite. What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.
The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What's the favorite movie of dead people?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Iβve been enjoying the work of some of my favorite graphic artists on my commute to work...
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escherβs art, I get weird stairs.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Whatβs the pirateβs favorite letter?
You may think itβs ARGHH but itβs the Sea that he likes.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy...
It's one part rum, three parts pum.
(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be βThe Curious Case of Benjamin Buttonβ.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?
Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What is the cannibal carpenterβs favorite measurement?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My father in law is the master at Dad Jokes, this is my favorite he tells my son
You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What is the frog community's favorite sporting event?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
When he is thirsty, what does the overconfident man say is his favorite body part?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
What is a musicianβs favorite part of the day?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Where's a mathematician's favorite place in the world?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Whatβs the Tasmanian devils favorite drink?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What's a cat's favorite day of the week?
Caturday. Furiday is a close second.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
I donβt know if itβs the best anti-joke but here is my favorite one.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What is the alcoholic outdoorsmanβs favorite drink?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?
Naan naan naan na na na naan
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What was the SNES programmers' favorite drink?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What is the favorite computer language of pirates?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
What is the electrician's favorite rock band?
I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What be a pirateβs favorite letter of the alphabet?
(You answer Arrrrr)
Dad punchline: No matey, it be the Seaaaaaa.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What is Ironmanβs favorite ride at the amusement park?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What is the canine contractor's favorite thing to build?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I asked a chicken the other day who is favorite classical composer was...
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What is the Coronavirusβ least favorite movie?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
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︎ May 30 2020
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