Who is the favourite comedian of a masochist?
What is a mouths favourite day of the week?
What is the Sorting Hat’s favourite relationship advice?
What’s a dogs favourite breakfast in the morning?
Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity
My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?
What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?
What's the German WW2 pilot's favourite dessert?
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
What’s a weasels favourite ride at the fun fair?
What's the sea's favourite kind of music?
What's your favourite element on the periodic table?
Mine's the element of surprise
What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?
A xilobone!
(Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)
What's a pirate's favourite element in the periodic table?
Gold. Why would he like argon or carbon
Among all the politically incorrect jokes I know, here’s my favourite:
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.
What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?
Trying not to mention the favourite part of my living room here
I think I've done well sofa
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite color?
What’s a ghost’s least favourite room in the house?
The living room!
My 9-yr old son just told me this out of nowhere whilst I was cooking, and I couldn’t be more proud of him!
What's a dog's favourite part of the tree?
In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
I've visited all the Italian chapels, from first to last. My favourite was the
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
One of my favourite words in the English language is “frequently”.
I try to use it as often as possible.
What is the favourite music of cheese?
Who is the penguins favourite aunt?
I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute cracker
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During my time as a PhD student I used to draw stupid puns on the whiteboard. This is one of my favourites.
Who is the Australian Frankenstein's favourite music artist?
What’s a cats favourite button on the tv remote?
WHAT WAS THE FOOT'S FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHIPS?
What is the Dove’s favourite food?
I tried to put my favourite Gorillaz song on the jukebox, but they didn't have it.
What's the favourite type of cake of Australians?
According to a survey, the favourite film of most hipsters is “Raiders of the Lost Ark”.
It’s the first Indie movie.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
What is the Italian surfer's favourite pasta?
Manicotti; it's totally tubular.
I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. “That’s easy”, he replied...
Among all the words in the English language, “subcutaneous” is my least favourite.
It really gets under my skin.
What did Poppy the troll do when someone took her favourite Pixar DVD?
As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.
Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.
One of my favourite dad jokes from the early 00’s: In an attempt to stop the spread of bird flu
President Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next!
What’s the Mandalorian’s favourite paper towel?
Among the different forms of milk, my favourite is when it is churned.
The other day my friend asked me what my favourite workout was
I said, "jack squat, I do it all day".
The ceiling is one of my favourites.
It’s not the best, but it’s up there.
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