I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
My favourite possession is my globe...
It means the world to me.
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs Turtle...
Strange name, but she tortoise well .
Here’s my favourite politically incorrect joke of all time.
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.
My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".
What is my wife’s favourite kind of movie?
My son is getting so fat, I've decided to put all his favourite snacks at a place he can't reach.
Animal punning is my favourite.
My wife just threw away my favourite herb.
She's such a Thyme waster
My favourite original pun
What’s my favourite type of bees?
My 3.5 year olds favourite joke: how do the oceans say hello to each other?
My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
Poop jokes aren’t my favourite kind of joke
Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...
HISStory is my favourite class as well!
Trying not to mention the favourite part of my living room here
I think I've done well sofa
My son asked me, “What was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, “Led Zeppelin”.
My son: Who?
Me: Yes, they were good too.
Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.
Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]
A couple of my favourites...
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes one them? So that when they dock, they can Scandinavian.
And then these work as a one-two punch:
I started a business building yachts from home...sails have been going through the roof.
And before that I had a business clearing the fallen leaves from people's backyards. I was raking it in.
I just made a list of my top 10 favourite Dad jokes. The first 9 are great but the last one is an absolute cracker
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In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
I was eating Blueberry Wheats cereal when I asked my daughter "What is a ghost's favourite cereal?"
She rolled her eyes and said "Booberry Wheats, obviously"
I said "No, it's..." and then in a super spooky ghost voice "... WeeeeEEEEeeeetabix"
She laughed so hard she choked on her food.
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
I've visited all the Italian chapels, from first to last. My favourite was the
One of my favourite words in the English language is “frequently”.
I try to use it as often as possible.
My favourite word is "Drool"
It sort of rolls off the tongue
My late grandfather's favourite joke...
He says "I swear I'll be on time from now on", then drops his watch and steps on it.
During my time as a PhD student I used to draw stupid puns on the whiteboard. This is one of my favourites.
My favourite laws
1. Thermodynamics - energy cannot be created or destroyed
2. Murphy’s - anything that can go wrong will
3. Cole’s - thinly sliced cabbage
My grandpa trusted no one. He even had a favourite saying about it.
My Toddler's Favourite Food
Me: so what's your favourite food? Carrots? Chocolate? Custard?
2 year old: nose
Me: out of all the food you'd pick your nose?
Toddler: grins
Me: groans
It was so bad I knew I had to post it here.
I tried to put my favourite Gorillaz song on the jukebox, but they didn't have it.
I hate most stereotypes but this one is my favourite
Among all the words in the English language, “subcutaneous” is my least favourite.
It really gets under my skin.
My favourite Christmas present this year was a broken drum.
You just can't beat something like that.
I am enjoy chemistry, and ethane is my favourite compound of all time.
It’s just too funny, for it is simply Me-Me.
My 3 favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. “That’s easy”, he replied...
I tried to tell my favourite joke about trains...
Among all the politically incorrect jokes I know, here’s my favourite:
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest US President.
My dad trusted no one. He even had a favourite saying about it.
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