I’d Pick Nick.
.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
Art class: Pencil Drawing 101
Queso?
It was an ether/oar situation.
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
Groanola
The steaks were too high
I was backed into a corner office.
Wife: I wish I had worn my boots but I think the restaurant is a little dressier than that.
Me: I don’t think so... I almost wore my sandals.
Wife: That would have been vetoed.
Me: No, that would have been open toed.
Go ogle
They're boneless! :D
And there's no plan b.
...would she chose the latter?
Spin Class.
Dad : remember when you were so into owls?
Mum: I was never into owls, that was the theme for The kids room.
Dad : I swear it was owls, all I remember was a solid 2 months of owl this and that.
Mum : ugh whatever, I don't even care.
Dad : you mean you don't give a Hoot...
Eye rolls ensued
Because they always have their tail waggin'.
Dad: You should get a job at the U.S. Mint.
Child: Why?
Dad: Think of all the money you would make.
Two guys show with these big guns ready to fire out into the crowd! This kid asks if they are slime cannons, I said no, they're t-shirt cannons!
My girlfriend turns around and says nah its Nick Cannon..
I'm just surprised I didn't say it before she did.
Dad: So how's university? Still enjoying it?
Me: Oh yeah, last term was good but my new modules are grea-
Dad: Lunar modules?
Me: ...
It's not the sharpest of dad jokes, but my god if his persistence is certainly dad joke worthy. It's been going three years now.
I would pick Nick.
