This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.
It was as big as the last two combined!
Just been invited to the drummers convention.
A new variant of head lice has appeared and they are resistant to conventional treatments.
This has left scientists scratching their heads l
Told my kid that I was taking my Mom to a Covid Vaccine event at the convention center.
They said, “Oh, a mass shooting.”
John felt like the odd one out at the Mohawk convention, maybe because of the language barrier?!
He’s not a native speaker after all
Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week....
...I might go if I've got nothing on
Did you hear about the diarrhoea outbreak at the journalist convention?
Did you hear about the locksmith convention coming to town?
I hear they've got the keynote speaker locked up.
I went to a comedy and phylosophy convention
Laughed more than I thought
I cheated on my wife at the magma convention...
I got caught up in the thrill of a lava fair.
I just flew in from a Transformers convention.
And boy my arms are tires.
I went to a Star Trek convention dressed as a tree...
..... I was the captain's log
Why don't convents have trouble retaining seamstresses?
Because that work is habit forming.
What do you call a butcher convention?
I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madrid…
It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.
A man brought his trike to a 4 Wheeler convention but was refused at the door for not following the dress code.
They told him that he was missing attire
I went to a furry convention and they were doing a Shakespearean play
I think it was "Much UwU About Nothing"
I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.
The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had a few keynote speakers
They only had size of shirt available at the psychic convention.
Turns out they're mediums.
Official song of nun's formally leaving a convent:
Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."
The psychic convention is cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
Why are all convents non-profit organizations?
Because nun of them are in it for the money.
Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.
I told them “Nein, out of tin.” Dentists agreed.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
Where do mathematicians hold their annual convention?
Star Trek fans always expect a gift when going to a convention.
They call it the Enter prize
There’s a new company that goes in conventions and claim they can track you by your smell
But they can’t do it without your con scent
What do you call an E-girl convention?
A SIMPosium!
(Not here to hate on simps just a pun i thought of)
Why did the German sales team get kicked out of the sausage convention?
They were the wurst people.
A detective couple adopts a teenager who turns out to be a pyromaniac.
After spending a few days at a detective convention, they come home to find their house burned to the ground.
"What do you think caused this?" One asked the other.
The other just sighed and replied "It was most likely ourson (arson)."
Don't order the carat cake at a jewlers' convention
The quality is excellent, but the serving size is only 0.2 grams
TIL: A recent study found that the newest strain of head lice is resistant to conventional treatment.
That left scientists scratching their heads.
Native American naming conventions (contains a swear word)
My dad used to tell me this one growing up:
>Native American child is with his father. He looks up at him and says "Dad, how did you figure out what to name us when we were born?"
>
>The dad responds "Son, it's easy: I just looked around nature and what I saw is what I named you. Your sister, Flying-Eagle, for instance, was born while an eagle flew overhead. Your brother was named Roaming-Buffalo for a similar reason. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"
Did you hear about the guy at the locksmith convention who got onstage and talked about music?
He was the Key Note speaker!
A famous horror novelist was at a convention when a man asked, “Why are all your books so dark? I’ve tried, but I just can’t manage to read any of them.” The novelist responded,
“So you haven’t tried turning on a light then?”
I just got fired from a job at a convention center explaining in simple terms to businesses why they should come demo their products at our conventions.
It's my exposition exposition ex-position.
Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware convention?
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
A new strain of lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
That has left scientists scratching their heads
A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments
It has left scientists scratching their heads.
I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy
A new strain of head lice is going around that is resistant to conventional treatments.
This has left scientists scratching their heads.
A recent study has discovered a new strain of lice that is resistant to conventional treatment.
That has left scientists scratching their heads.
There's a nudist convention in our town next weekend.
I might go if I've got nothing on.
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