A list of puns related to "Congress"
It shouldnβt be menstrual, it should be womenstrual
Because he was always voting Neigh
It didn't pass because it violated the right to bare arms.
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...
Itβs the herd shot round the world. I think it will be an udder disappointment. When they land we will all have ground beef.
They put a cap on it.
Hallucinate
Turned out it was Fake Newts.
Making him, contrary to popular belief, the first holey Roman emperor
Itβs ok if you havenβt, the decision is still up in the air.
You go to work everyday and never really get anything done
All they have to do is bring their own chair.
-organically sourced from my dad
He was recalled for being a habitual naysayer.
They formed a subcommittee.
Rep. Tile.
The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.
And don't forget constitution.
Iβll bet horse congresses never pass any bills.
A library.
A Congress.
Congress
Did you hear that Congress is trying to make round hay bales illegal?
The cows can't get a square meal.
With a Pumpkin patch.
Shamelessly reposted from the Library of Congress twitter account.
https://twitter.com/librarycongress/status/923559845927809026
We were talking about the government shutdown when he said....
"Well congress tried to move the bill through the house but they couldn't budget."
The presenter was talking about this trade program, and how if Congress doesn't renew it, we're going to see a huge increase in the price of pants. He said the effect of this is really regressive, since the people it affects the most are the ones who can least afford it.
I decided to chime in, "Yeah, really hits them below the belt."
Actually got a halfway decent laugh.
This one's mostly about a refusal to cease and desist the dad jokes -
"Imagine Congress authorizes the military to hold a nationwide bake sale because they need/knead the dough."
Crickets.
"I was sure that would get a rise out of you."
More crickets.
"OK, I'll stop, though I'm clearly on a roll."
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.
is progress the opposite of congress?
Then the opposite of βprogressβ is βCongressβ
(Dads can be woke too)
it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?!
Is Congress the opposite of progress?
Congress.
Congress.
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