I asked a conspiracy theorist if they knew who really won the election. They saidβ¦
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︎ May 05 2021
Election results
Looks like a lot of people in Georgia will be laughing their Ossoff
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︎ Jan 06 2021
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Why there are less female voters in 2020 elections? Because of....
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I'm concerned about getting trumped in this election.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...
I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
My election has lasted more than three days.
Do I need to see my doctor?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
This election is taking a while.
I guess the people in Nevada are really Biden their time.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
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︎ Nov 05 2020
This 2020 Presidential election reminds me of the 2000 Election
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︎ Nov 08 2020
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
Thatβs a lot of wasted votes
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.
All I see are male in ballots.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
When it comes to winning elections...
Either Biden your time or be Trumped.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
How are the US people going to bid adieu to Trump after election?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
He might have lost this election but he will probably run again in 4 years...
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My cheap noble challenged the election results.
It was a discount viscount recount.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.
Heβs acting like a real Mitch.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?
They're both poll workers.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....
Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
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︎ May 11 2020
Why did the stool quit his election campaign?
He didnβt have any backing !
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Will this be what Americans say after the November election?
Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.
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︎ May 05 2020
My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What do you call it when it takes more than 24 hours to see any election results?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
US election season meats the holiday season
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Russia Hacking the Elections
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Why doesn't China have elections?
They get embarrassed talking about erections.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
If Pete Buttigieg wins the election, he'll be the first person to move from the judicial branch to the executive.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I can't believe the results of the Australian Election this year.
Bill really got the shorten of the stick.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Snap election in the UK? That could mean that June is the end of May!
(Theresa May is UK prime minister)
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︎ Apr 18 2017
Iβm very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
What do you call a guy hastily trying to influence U.S. elections?
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