Hairy Name Puns

The Peruvian economist Hernando de Soto has (or had) two dogs named Marx and Engels because “they are German, hairy and have no respect for property”

His name would be "Dad Joke".

That way he can do lines like,

• "Don't call me later, call me Dad Joke"
• "What's this routine about?" "Oh about 15 minutes"
• "I always avoid the oying at the end of my routine" "Whats an oying?" "The end of this routine!"
• "I leave my chest super hairy fur protection."

So this morning I was getting ready for work when I realized my junktown races might need some trimming.

> [Looking down at my family jewels] "Man, you are Hairy.." > > To which she replied, "I thought your Dick's name was Tom!"

Took me a second to realize that she had reversed the order of Tom Dick or Harry haha. I'm so proud of her!