While discussing the name of the Cleveland Guardians, my wife suggested the name Cleveland Cougars and then asked, “What color is a cougar anyway? Are they spotted?”

Me: Well, only when you can say “hey look, there’s a cougar!”

^(My wife claimed she rolled her eyes so hard it gave her a headache, but I threw up imaginary high fives and fist bumps to my fellow punsters.)

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