Was the gymnast born loose and limber?

No, he was taut.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/slawthe
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We dads are quite limber...

...our jokes are always a stretch.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mikemol
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What did the lumberjack yell when the tree bent but didn't fall?

Limber!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ICWhatsNUrP
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Does explaining a Dad Joke make it funnier?

No, it just makes it not plain.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Freklred
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 17 2018
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New Yearโ€™s resolution

My New Yearโ€™s resolution is to be more limber and athletic, so I asked the instructor at my gym: โ€œCan you teach me to do the splits in 4 weeks?โ€

Instructor: โ€That depends; how flexible are you?โ€

Me: โ€I canโ€™t make Tuesdaysโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chronicdane
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