I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
"I'm Avery."
Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch 'The Emperor's New Groove'
It helps Yzma pain.
How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?
With the grooves in their sole!
My friend was drumming on his knees with drumsticks. I told him to it was bad for his knees, and he asked, "how could it possibly be bad for my knees?"
"Because you'll work grooves into them."
What did the lesbians use for their bedroom floor?
Tongue and groove.
