They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
I got a job cleaning the building where the horses are kept.
It's not much but it's stable work.
Why is a building called a building....
.....when it's already built ?
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?
How do chickens with acne leave a building?
They go through the eggzit
What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?
Urine big trouble mister!
Two blondes walk into a building
You’d have thought one of them would have seen it...
Recently, I’ve been building a car made from old washing machine parts
I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow
my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
Who's the jedi that fell off of a building?
What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?
Did you hear that they're building a new trampoline park in Beijing?
What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.
I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.
I have a complex complex complex.
A paper airplane went down from a 2 story building
I guess it went down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a chicken who sits on top of a building?
I tried building a ski resort
I went to see a demonstration on steel boat building.
What is the saddest component of a building?
They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult
But I didn’t expect it to be that hard
A physicist sees a man about to jump off of the Empire State Building...
He yells,” Don’t do it, you have too much potential”
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
My nan died in a freak bulldozer accident during the building of my new house.
I only wanted one granny flat :(
My uncle died in a building-collapse.
He was very down to earth.
Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..
..and the Sails have gone through the roof.
My wife laughed at me when I told her I was building a car made of spaghetti..
what do you call a bunch of Mormons in a burning building?
What is it called when a bunch of people in face coverings leave a building?
What do you call a person in D.C. that never leaves the first floor of a building?
I'd just finished building a beautiful house of cards when my wife walked in and destroyed it
Once I got lost in a building in China
It was Wong on so many levels.
If a building goes ablaze...
Then everyone in it is fired.
My favorite hobby as a kid was building sandcastles with my grandpa
...until my mom hid the urn from me.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It’s a complex complex complex.
I have a fear of overly complicated buildings
I have a complex complex complex
My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex
He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex
The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.
Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building.
Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.
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