What animal makes buildings?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I got a job cleaning the building where the horses are kept.
It's not much but it's stable work.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why is a building called a building....
.....when it's already built ?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Good thing there are just the two doors to the US Capitol building
Cause attempted sedan doesnβt have the same ring to it
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What building is the tallest?
The library, it has so many stories.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...
Until my mom hid the urn from me.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
what did the depressed water park attendant think of at the top of a high rise building?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
How do chickens with acne leave a building?
They go through the eggzit
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What did the police officer say when she caught a man peeing on the side of a building?
Urine big trouble mister!
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Why did the toilet paper jump of the building?
To quickly get to the bottom...
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I'm pretty bad at building fences..
Oops, wrong place for this post
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Recently, Iβve been building a car made from old washing machine parts
Iβm going to take it out a spin tomorrow
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What building has the most stories?
The library. (Daughter dropped this on me yesterday. So proud!)
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building canβt jump at all!
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Two blondes walk into a building
Youβd have thought one of them would have seen it...
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Officer : Sir, Maβam, Iβm afraid your child was responsible for burning the building.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What did the yoga instructor say when he was asked to leave the building?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Who's the jedi that fell off of a building?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
My wife just finished her 40 week body building program.
She lost 8 pounds and 1 oz, and gained a new family member!
I'm officially a father and step father! Woohoo!
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Did you hear that they're building a new trampoline park in Beijing?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you call an important message to the staff of a building materials company?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Whats the kinkiest religious building called?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.
I have a complex complex complex.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
A paper airplane went down from a 2 story building
I guess it went down a flight of stairs.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
Itβs a real gallery of the fine warts.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do you call a chicken who sits on top of a building?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some weed with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I tried building a ski resort
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What is the saddest component of a building?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I went to see a demonstration on steel boat building.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Dad are we the ones who burned down the building?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
They said constructing viagras office building to be shaped like a penis would be difficult
But I didnβt expect it to be that hard
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Can you believe that Boeing is going to start building planes out of cardboard to save money?!
We canβt just let things like this fly!
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︎ Sep 14 2020
What animal makes buildings?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
My favorite hobby as a kid was building sandcastles with my grandpa
...until my mom hid the urn from me.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings
I have a complex complex complex
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Iβve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
Itβs a complex complex complex.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I have a fear of overly complicated buildings
I have a complex complex complex
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