Why does a fire fighter wear YELLOW suspenders?

To keep his pants up.

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👤︎ u/benso_
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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I was called in to investigate the murder of Smokey, the forest fire fighter.

It was a grizzly scene, almost too much to bear.

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📅︎ May 13 2019
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What did the Mexican fire fighter name his twins?

Jose and hose B

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👤︎ u/BoothHAF
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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What did the fire protection equipment say to the fire fighter?

"No guarantees, but I'll do asbestos I can."

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👤︎ u/dubgeek
📅︎ Nov 16 2017
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My dad on fire fighters

My dad and I were sitting at the table just now when a bunch of emergency vehicles raced past my backyard with their sirens blaring. There were at least a dozen fire engines and ambulances. A few minutes later, they all drove back the other way with their sirens turned off.

While we were trying to figure out what was going on, my dad said, "Must have been a false alarm."

I responded, " Maybe it was some kind of drill."

My dad got that look on his face, and he said, "Fire fighters don't use drills, they use axes."

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📅︎ Apr 18 2014
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How does a German fire-fighter come to a wedding?

Dresden a tux.

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📅︎ Oct 03 2016
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The three wise men in the nativity were actually fire fighters.

We know this because they came from afar.

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👤︎ u/IcarusI
📅︎ Dec 26 2014
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A man is punching fire

He wants to be a fire fighter

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👤︎ u/_BlNG_
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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