As bad as asbestos sounds...

I'd really hate to run across asworstos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BholeFire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I like to make sculptures out of asbestos

Just make sure you don’t touch my art insulation.

(Art installation)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smorgasbard
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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β€œSon, go clean the attic.” β€œBut dad, theres asbestos up there!”

β€œJust clean it as-best-os you can.”

Source: my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I wrote an article on identifying asbestos and got my worst rating ever.

I mean, I did asbestos I can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yung_gran
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Don't be sad, iron. You did asbestos you can. imgur.com/wCLRFww
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flamingboard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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I asked my construction friend, "What does asbestos look like?"

He replied, "As-best-as it can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoachMoCheeks
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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What do you call a genie made of asbestos?

A carcinojinn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gir9862
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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Asbestos

Having the floor refinished at work they found asbestos in the adhesive. After workers came out 3 times to remove it all we were still complaining about some being left behind.

I look to my boss and say, "Well, I guess they got it asbestos they could!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rb_wiggles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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One day, I hope to make an asbestos removal company...

The slogan will be "We'll do asbestos we can"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecowgoesrawr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2016
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If you find asbestos in your home...

...just deal with it asbestos you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pec-man
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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Why wasn't dad worried about the asbestos in the tiles?

Cause at least it wasn't asworstos.

Edit: credit to /u/BlameItOnBlue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDrComfort
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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How should you remove hazardous materials from your house?

Asbestos you can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thicc_astronaut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I can't believe I failed my HVAC course...

I studied asbestos I could...

Probably should have insulated my grade a little better...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsaSnap
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My first insulation job

I wasn't great but I did asbestos I could.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotsoElite4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Did you hear about the construction workers that got sick?

They’re dealing with it asbestos they can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GangreneMachine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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No kids yet, but I have the dad joke thing down.

My fiancee and I just found out there is asbestos in our apartment. My mom texted me and asked how I was doing after she found out. I texted back "were doing asbestos we can."

drops mic exits stage left

Edit: corrected spelling of fiancee because I am a heterosexual male.

Edit: holy shit this thread is spreading like cancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mintty92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2015
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Got my coworkers yesterday.

My coworkers and I were taking asbestos safety classes. The instructor told us to do a good job on our tests. I looked over at the instructor and said, "I'll do this job, asbestos I can." Instructor couldn't contain himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaNetNaverna
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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The award for the best dadjokes 2018 goes to...

… u/ebkbk for this post: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian. made on 24.11. with 38.9k upvotes

[also already made by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes]

Let's move on to the top 3 of each month:

January:

  1. Is this sub still active? by u/I_Fart_Liquids on 01.01. with 36.4k upvotes

  2. Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine by u/daugarten on 20.01. with 30.8k upvotes

  3. An open letter to the mods of r/dadjokes: by u/Alfie_13 on 27.01. with 18.9k upvotes

February:

  1. Was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun, I said to keep warm. by u/jakeisbill on 05.02. for 20.3k upvotes

  2. My daughter asked me what I'm posting on Reddit... by u/madazzahatter on 25.02. for 18.3k upvotes

  3. When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding. by u/ownworldman on 23.02. for 17.7k upvotes

March:

  1. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... by u/madazzahatter on 21.03. for 22.2k upvotes

  2. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. by u/Tface on 25.03. for 16.9k upvotes.

  3. [When I reach home, my 1.5 y.o. son rushes out to the gate to sit in my lap while I park the car. Then he just grabs the steering and starts shaking it with brrrmmm brrrmmm sound. His cute antics always make me forget that he's suffering from a rare disease.](https://www.reddit.com/r/da

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skormes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Sometimes in old insulation there can be toxic chemicals.

You should avoid them asbestos you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthElevator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What did the lawyer say in the mesothelioma case say in defense of his client?

He was just doing asbestos he could!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jellysquidd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Insulating a house is hard

So just try asbestos you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warheadd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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What did the fire protection equipment say to the fire fighter?

"No guarantees, but I'll do asbestos I can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubgeek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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What did the bat say while potty training?

I'm doing asbestos I can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dustyfingers
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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Drive And Neutral

My dad and I do asbestos removal on natural gas pipelines. The people we were working for were debating if they needed us to stick around for them to expose another pipe or not. They decided that we could just come back another day. My dad then says to the guys in his fake southern twang he puts on every time we work outside of Chicago, "It's a dang good thing you guys decided against us staying. My truck seems to work fine during the Day, but every time I shift to N for night time mode it doesn't seem to want to go anywhere. I'd hate to get stuck out here." All of the older guys loved it and I just stared and shook my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haines28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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Cleaning up at work

My boss told me I had to clean up the mechanical room in the building I work in but I couldn't sweep the floor because of asbestos. I replied with, "I'll clean it asbestos I can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatHatfield
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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Did this at work to a client (Ive been practicing baby is due in January, hope this still counts)

Client: this building looks horrible I wouldn't be surprised if there was asbestos everywhere Me: hey we are doing as bestas we can!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filthcradle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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