A list of puns related to "The Fireman"
Hose A and Hose B.
Taken from dad jokes
So I called the fire department, man.
To hold his pants up.
He called them Jose and Hose B......
José and Hose-B
Firewood.
His brother, “Hose B,” not so much.
He couldn't get over an old flame.
I think it was the latter.
(Thought up this gem while trying to sleep at 3 am. lol.)
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and cat.
"That sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman said with admiration.
"Thanks!" the girl replied.
The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
The fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
Billy: A fireman!
Suzie: An accountant!
Jackie: A prostitute!
Nun: WHAT?
Jackie: A prostitute.
Nun: Praise the Lord! I thought you said protestant.
When I was a kid, my favourite thing ever was tractors. It was my first word, my first toy, I had posters of them on my bedroom walls and I loved to draw them too. Unfortunately with age I don’t quite have the same amount of passion nowadays. This all became relevant recently as there was this house fire on my street last week. My instincts told me to enter the house to save the family inside as the Fire Service hadn’t arrived yet. I was able to break down a door and actually clear all of the smoke from the house saving everyone inside. I escorted them out to be greeted by the Fireman who had just arrived. Puzzled, they asked how on earth I was able to clear all the smoke. I simply replied “I’m an extractor fan”.
The chief yells, “what the hell are you guys doing”. The first fireman replies, “when I walked in he was out cold from the smoke”. The chief replies, “why didn’t you try mouth to mouth?” The second fireman looks back and yells, “how do you think this started?”
And says...i want to buy a beer for my two sons. The bartender asks the fireman, "What are their names?" to which the fireman responds: " Well, this is Jose" pointing to the first son. "And this is Hose-B". Thanks for that one Dad!
To hold his pants up.
To hold his pants up.
To hold his pants up.
Jose and Hose B
He named them Hose A and Hose B
He named One Jose and the other Hose B.
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