I'm opening a chain of elvis themed steak restaurants
It's for people who love meat tender
Handing this off to r/historymemes for a Belgian Congo comment chain
Metallica should open up a chain of mattress discount stores!
And call it "Nothing else Mattress"
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
My post about chain link got reported and taken down
I guess someone took a-fence
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?
The Legend of Zelda is a chain
A man is walking down the sidewalk dragging a long, heavy chain behind him. A woman asks him, "Why are you dragging that chain behind you, mister?"
The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"
Pixar just started up a new chain restaurant.
Which café chain plays great music?
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it
I guess it must be sprocket science
Where do chains go to rock out?
I am reluctant to talk about my chain-link strainer.
Someone might think it is a fence sieve.
What’s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?
Chain link
I found a random piece of chain on the dog walk today and, when I got back I found another...I dont think the two are linked!
I had to replace my chain saw
The old one just wasn't cutting it anymore.
This entire chain is a train wreck (and there is a lot more than this)
A pun-chain about a picture of horses in a plane
My wife wanted to buy a ceiling light. She said, “this one comes with a hanging chain but I think we should just mount it flush with the ceiling.”
I said, “that would be off the chain.”
What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?
The CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested yesterday.
He was running a Shell corporation.
Found this chain, good puns
Found in r/lounge. Without a doubt the best comment chain I have seen so far.
I don't get it, Catholic Woman-Sticks Held Together by Chain?
I hope to one day be rich enough to buy a ring-shaped island chain formed of coral, where I can retire to relax.
I’ll call it my No Worries Atoll.
Cardi B’s older sister Carlie C has a chain of grocery stores.
gotta fight the chain texts
Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?
Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.
This chain of comments from /r/FortniteBR
I greeted my neighbor who was a chain smoker today....
I said to him, good morning your "Highness".
Yesterday I told my steel chain a good joke and it laughed.
That was a nice Chain Reaction!
I decided to start a chain of money changers operating on ships at sea.
We always gotta keep watch of the changes in currency.
Texas Chain Store Mascara
What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite hotel chain?
I'll spare a chain of bike puns
I'm opening a chain of Elvis themed steak restaurants...
It will be for people who love meat tender.
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
Where do chains go to rock out?
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