Animal chain pun
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︎ Nov 15 2013
Handing this off to r/historymemes for a Belgian Congo comment chain
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Metallica should open up a chain of mattress discount stores!
And call it "Nothing else Mattress"
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Chain-Saw
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︎ Jan 14 2021
My post about chain link got reported and taken down
I guess someone took a-fence
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︎ Jan 16 2021
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
The Legend of Zelda is a chain
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︎ Nov 08 2020
A man is walking down the sidewalk dragging a long, heavy chain behind him. A woman asks him, "Why are you dragging that chain behind you, mister?"
The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Pixar just started up a new chain restaurant.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Which cafΓ© chain plays great music?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it
I guess it must be sprocket science
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I am reluctant to talk about my chain-link strainer.
Someone might think it is a fence sieve.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Where do chains go to rock out?
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Whatβs a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Chain link
I found a random piece of chain on the dog walk today and, when I got back I found another...I dont think the two are linked!
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︎ Jun 02 2020
I had to replace my chain saw
The old one just wasn't cutting it anymore.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
This entire chain is a train wreck (and there is a lot more than this)
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︎ Feb 15 2020
My wife wanted to buy a ceiling light. She said, βthis one comes with a hanging chain but I think we should just mount it flush with the ceiling.β
I said, βthat would be off the chain.β
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︎ May 23 2020
What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?
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︎ May 22 2020
The CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested yesterday.
He was running a Shell corporation.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
A pun-chain about a picture of horses in a plane
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︎ Apr 24 2019
Found this chain, good puns
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Pun chain
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Found in r/lounge. Without a doubt the best comment chain I have seen so far.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I don't get it, Catholic Woman-Sticks Held Together by Chain?
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︎ Dec 09 2018
I hope to one day be rich enough to buy a ring-shaped island chain formed of coral, where I can retire to relax.
Iβll call it my No Worries Atoll.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Cardi Bβs older sister Carlie C has a chain of grocery stores.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
This chain saw
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︎ Feb 24 2019
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︎ Oct 25 2017
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︎ Jun 26 2016
Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?
Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
gotta fight the chain texts
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︎ Apr 08 2019
This chain of comments from /r/FortniteBR
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︎ Nov 27 2018
I greeted my neighbor who was a chain smoker today....
I said to him, good morning your "Highness".
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Yesterday I told my steel chain a good joke and it laughed.
That was a nice Chain Reaction!
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︎ Jul 01 2019
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︎ May 29 2013
I decided to start a chain of money changers operating on ships at sea.
We always gotta keep watch of the changes in currency.
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︎ May 02 2019
Texas Chain Store Mascara
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︎ Sep 04 2018
Whatβs Bruce Leeβs favorite hotel chain?
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︎ Jul 23 2018
I'll spare a chain of bike puns
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︎ Feb 26 2018
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︎ Jan 10 2017
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Where do chains go to rock out?
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︎ Jun 29 2020
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