A list of puns related to "Food chain"
It's called chik-fil-eh?
He's calling it McJaguar.
So I was working in the soup and sandwich area of the food chain I work for. A man comes up and asks what soups we have today, which is a common occurrence.
Me: We have chicken noodle, cream of broccoli and...that's it.
Him: oh, I'll have that's it.
It took a minute to realized I just got hit with a dad joke and cracked up. When I hand him his food I made sure to tell him "Here is your that's it" we were both grinning ear to ear from it.
He basically made my night do a 180° with that joke. Thanks random dad for making my night!
Last night went like this:
Daughter: What are we having for dinner?
Me: Food
Daughter: What kind of food?
Me: Good food
Daughter (getting visibly frustrated): What kind of good food?
Me: Good tasting food
Daughter: WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOOD WE ARE EATING?
Me: Oh, I don't know, I think it's Bob or something
At which point my wife breaks the chain and actually tells what the dish was called, likely saving me from murder by 7 year old.
My sister works as a social worker dealing with adults with intellectual disabilities. This happened today.
The staff was talking to the clients about food and fast food chains.
Staff: Where is your favorite place to get your fried chicken from?
Client: From my plate.
Burger King (or any other fast food chain) had their standard Holiday Shakes. It was purple and had the side affect that your poo was the same color later. I told my kids that there was a disease going around that changed poo to purple prior to them using the restroom.
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