Symmetric Puns

A list of puns related to "Symmetric"

I recently watched a movie about a man who made everything symmetrical late in the day. It was called...

The Evening.

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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My friend, Pal, is perfectly symmetrical and lives in Rome.

I call him Palindrome.

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👤︎ u/The_Jokster
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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What do you call someone who hates shapes?

Anti-symmetric

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👤︎ u/ComputerBerd
📅︎ May 18 2019
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Sorry, I'm not into one night stands.

I prefer two night stands. It makes my room look more symmetrical.

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👤︎ u/coop0606
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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When your butt cheeks are different sizes...

You're Ass-symmetrical!

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👤︎ u/bootsycline
📅︎ Jul 30 2017
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So they're opening a new sports stadium in Juneau

It's going to be named after the former governor of Alaska.

Noteworthy for being symmetrical; it'll look the same if you're walking across it from either end.

They're calling it the Palindrome.

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👤︎ u/Asmor
📅︎ May 17 2017
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