Symmetry Puns

A list of puns related to "Symmetry"

Text dad joke from the grave.

Me: What do you think?

Wife: Too much symmetry.

Me: That's why burial places get cheap.

Wife: huh? why

Me: Too much cemetery.

Wife: don't talk to me.

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👤︎ u/Innarhythm
📅︎ May 22 2021
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Where do you bury someone with OCD

In a symmetry

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👤︎ u/ouska31
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Nerdiest pun ever.

All sugars are chiral molecules, meaning their rotation of plane-polarized light can be either left or right handed.

They're ambidextrose.

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👤︎ u/IvanExplanation
📅︎ Nov 15 2013
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I think getting eaten by a giant snake would be the best way to die.

Being accepted by that moist maw feet first would give your life perfect symmetry.

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👤︎ u/SnakeyesX
📅︎ Dec 23 2014
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Where do you bury people with OCD

A symmetry

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👤︎ u/MillcaYT
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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