After a bad diy project, a load of books fell on my head.

I have only my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Contractor walks to the corner of a new project

Says, β€œfrom the right angle this looks great!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troutslayer12
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term

"car-pool tunnel syndrome."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Wife: "I accidentally fell asleep while grading my student's projects."

Me: "I guess everyone's getting Z's"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Couldn't believe I got funding for my new bedding and rope project.

I sheet you knot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generiatric123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.

Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BetterThanOP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Lancelot: Men, this is a project where we all need to work together.

Arthur: Unite?

Lancelot: Yes I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What do you call a fuzzy ceramics project?

Hairy Pottery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5YearApril
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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After all this home schooling, my kid finally lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrettyPeeved
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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"Okay rookie, the first thing you've got to learn about making pornography for the blind is: Voice Projection."

"That sounds hard."

"Thank you. I'm a professional."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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πŸš€ β€πŸŒ•Cybertruck Prototype πŸŒ• β€πŸš€

β€πŸš€πŸŒ• ‍ELON TWEET HYPE, BUT WITH LEGIT LONG TERM DEVS . πŸŒ• β€πŸš€
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Cybertruck Prototype has an ambitious core team of experienced Crypto veterans, all working day and night ( I mean this, we actually forced one to stay up well past his bed time while in the voice channel. ) to make sure we get to the moon fast, and safe.

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t me /CyberTruckPrototypeOfficial

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r /CyberTruckPrototype

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lynseahoss
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Count Dracula is a terrible project manager...

... He always avoid the stakeholders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickertreater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My daughter's teacher gave her a project to write the English alphabet on slips of paper. Unfortunately 25 letter slips got wrinkled on her way to school.

But atleast she has a smoothie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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As a globe restorer, I never turn down projects where I have to fill in missing countries or islands. But missing equators?

That’s when I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorbanzoBean69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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They do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatguykeith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A pun for my final protect title

Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impasta1212
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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A good project manager makes updates.

A bad project manager makes up dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.

Their next car is Elon gated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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An eggciting resin art project
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeemMaN8682
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting a

Flying Saucer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Paper based puns for a project about turning paper into plastics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red_nl98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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How do you call a Photoshop project file that gave you anxiety ?

.ptsd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panteros
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...

Men are now working around the clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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A brother and sister were working with each other on a science project.

While the sister was working the brother was walking around doing nothing

5 minutes pass

B: Ow S: You alright B: Yeah, just bumped into the table S: Where does it hurt B: Mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EMPIREVSREBLES
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My husband says I like to rescue stray puppies.

You could call it my pet project.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoMaicanMeCrazy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Best 'ice' puns. Go!

What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance πŸ™πŸΌ Have a punderful day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnrqz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I’ve been working on a passion project called β€˜The Dirtiest Dishes’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MandyMakesIt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What will newborn babies become if the Goverment use them in a secret military project?

They wil be some fine ass Infantry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomaima1010
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I’ve almost finished my project on dress shirts.

I’m just buttoning it up now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Billy turned in his art project and his teacher said β€œThis piece of paper has nothing on it?”

Billy replied β€œI drew a blank”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?

They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Vampires make great project managers

They always try to keep stake holders happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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How do old French men know so much about cheese?

They learn fromage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flanagoon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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A music project in the ghetto taught a lot of youngsters to play string instruments. The crime rate dropped significantly.

But now they have a lot of violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arthur_Decosta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My preschooler’s project β€” mistletoes
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I need help coming up with β€œbear” puns for a school project

Trying to think these up has been unbearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronin861
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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