I'm trying for a best cellar.
I asked her if it's a fusion restaurant. She blew up at me.
Hot glue is not a solution.
You should see that Van go!
I'm no longer accepting ham me downs
The first one instructed his team to drive all their equipment in fast and work as quickly as possible. The work quality was poor and their crane actually fell over.
The second one instructed his team to work carefully. They created a sturdy platform for their crane, the quality was good, and they completed the project successfully.
>!Supporting Ur crane will always beat a Rush in!<
That is why it was called the Man Hat On project.
It's unfathomable.
It was not an Asian fusion restaurant. 1 Star.
Shinglehandedly
So my co-worker said "If you can't nail it, screw it." And it worked!
He's the only man in history who was Stallin and Russian at the same time.
...it's an audible joke spoken in slang. The ingredients are there, but it takes too much explanation
I know I've already ruined it . Bring on the down votes but please help me make it flow better. I've been beating it around since the old 'experience project' days
To be clear, the premise of the joke is that Stallin sounds like "stalling" and Russian sounds like "rushing."
..is it an oxymoron or a paradox?
Oohe.. bonus.. an oxymoron is a dummy who doesn't know how to apply pimple cream and a paradox is footwear worn by skinheads (pair of docs) . ..kinda harsh, huh.. maybe 2 doctors?
Ok, bring on the crickets and the down votes. I can take it...😬🤕😁
Big EDIT: I absolutely mean no disrespect to any Russians, Georgians, Ukrainians, or any Eastern Europeans whatsoever. Or anybody anywhere. ..or any kinds of groups of any kind of people, or any members of the Stalin family, past, present or future.
I think the term for finally losing your mind in a fit of rage after attempting to use Apple products for years, only to finally realize that Apple deliberately configures things to not work properly, is called Appleplexy.
But the project has been on and off for years.
I need to achieve better work-light balance.
...I was fired.
He's literally a giant Banner
r/dadjokes
It's all about raisin awareness.
It’s called “Mein Craft”
I told him "What? You never ate Spring Rolls?"
"I'm ashamed of my shelf"
Planet
She says to her friend, "I took him for everything but the kitchen sink. I'm proud of myself but I really need to let that sink in."
Just let that sink in.
Suddenly he was more than willing to help me. Water works.
In fact: They Might be Giants
It’s great for polishing off your stools!
Shocked, he goes to his mexican coworker and says:
"No way José!"
When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."
I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."
Maps, maps, maps... Thanks for coming to my ToAD Talk.
I'm not very good with puns or words really but I'm doing a project with my kinder class and need some kid-friendly puns that include classic adventure book titles and bears... The only title I can think of is, "Bear-y Potter and the Soc. Stone." Can you think of anymore?
They can really make or break the final product.
...but the whole thing turned out to be a big time sink.
So I did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy. He said he works as a web developer.
So I left broadway and I’m off to Hollywood!
It wooden start. I was stumped. Couldn't get to the root of the problem.
It's a Volts-wagen.
Usually this intern job is for juniors, but in this case he's a señor developer.
Then I found out that it was being shelved.
I have only my shelf to blame.
I responded, "is there an option to leave them all there?"
- I hope you understand the amount of trouble you’re in?
- I do Jeff, and please don’t call me urine.
