22 Hilarious Dimension Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Wouldn't that be a pocket pocket dimension?

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👤︎ u/Made-Of-Magic

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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My wife wrote me a note about the dimensions of her dresser.

It was very deep.

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👤︎ u/Threeatatime1

📅︎ Mar 27 2020

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What is the tastiest dimension?

Thyme

Im sorry

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👤︎ u/immasculatedantfarm

📅︎ Nov 28 2019

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My roommate Esther and I wanted to get a new rug for our apartment, but we didn't have a tape measure. So we had to use Esther's height to guess the approximate dimensions we wanted. We bought a rug one Esther wide by two Esthers long. You could say we...

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👤︎ u/modestmolerat

📅︎ Oct 09 2018

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Two dimensions really are

Plane and simple

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👤︎ u/Pasta-hobo

📅︎ Jun 03 2019

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I visited a another dimension

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👤︎ u/dr_wetness

📅︎ Mar 16 2019

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How many dimensions does a picture of a fish have?

tuna-half

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👤︎ u/aparks1437

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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I was being shown around a house. "What are the dimensions of this room?" I asked the guy.

He said, "Height, width, and length."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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I gave up studying the first dimension.

What's the point?

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👤︎ u/pixeladrift

📅︎ Dec 09 2017

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My son asked me about the different dimensions the other day.

I told him "I'd like to avoid the matter at this time."

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👤︎ u/TheHobbitPimp

📅︎ Aug 17 2018

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Found on Amazon Customer Questions - What are the dimensions of this item (Converse shoes)?

At least one foot long.

( https://imgur.com/a/05232 )

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👤︎ u/popuptwo

📅︎ Sep 13 2017

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Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?

It's about time!

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👤︎ u/Oddly_Specific

📅︎ Mar 08 2016

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What did Square say when he looked at how hard Cube had it in the third dimension?

Well, THIS puts things into perspective.

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👤︎ u/G4dgey

📅︎ Oct 09 2014

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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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How do you measure a social media influencer’s popularity?

By dimensions

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👤︎ u/eladabbub

📅︎ May 13 2020

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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

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👤︎ u/breakone9r

📅︎ Mar 27 2018

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At the end of the class, I asked my physics professor, “Would you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, “Sorry I can’t. There’s no Time.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 20 2018

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How many sides does a circle have?

Two! The inside and the outside

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👤︎ u/letrollface1279

📅︎ Jun 07 2016

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Pun help

Hello, my girlfriend and I LOVE puns, but I haven't been able to come up with a good pun for her name. Her name is Tessa, and help is appreciated

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👤︎ u/MCPgaming

📅︎ Aug 02 2016

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Wanna hear a good one liner?

1 Dimension

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👤︎ u/Jalen2612

📅︎ Oct 22 2016

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Tiny Little Ruler

I was using a ruler earlier in the day because I had to measure and cut something to very specific dimensions. It was a really tiny 6-inch ruler. A few hours later I was looking for it but couldn't find it at all and was starting to get pissed.

Me: Where the hell did it go? I had it two hours ago!

Mom: What are you looking for?

Me (shouting): the tiny little ruler!

From the other side of the house, my dad shouted: "Napoleon?"

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👤︎ u/tauntaun-tamer

📅︎ Dec 14 2013

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A couple from my U.S. History teacher.

Student: How long is the test?

Teacher: Holds up test pretending to measure its dimensions "I'd say about eleven inches."

Another student: "Is there a curve?"

Teacher: Holds up test again this time bending it "Now there is."

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👤︎ u/richardgoochington

📅︎ Sep 12 2015

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