if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad
would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?
We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...
A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.
Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.
The essence of capitalism is right there in the Pledge!
destroy capitalism toucan
what is the best way to fight capitalism?
by using only lowercase letters.
What's the opposite of Capitalism
This is not a capital pun!
What do we give an incessantly joking father?
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
Moscow is the capital of black holes...
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
What is capital city of universe
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
What’s the capital in France?
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?
What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
What do you call it when an investor becomes a bodybuilder?
What is the egg capital of Japan?
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
Typing in all lowercase...
should be capital murder.
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?
How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?
Capitalist
My sincere apologies in advance 😉
I'll always refer to my stomach as Budapest
Because it is the capital of Hungary.
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
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