if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad

would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PedroHicko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...

the lowercases ._.

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A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.

Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.

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The essence of capitalism is right there in the Pledge!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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CAPITALISM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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destroy capitalism toucan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/najam10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Capitalism
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πŸ‘€︎ u/degradedtoaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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what is the best way to fight capitalism?

by using only lowercase letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatherNigel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What's the opposite of Capitalism

Lowerism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supreme_Succ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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This is not a capital pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What do we give an incessantly joking father?

capital pun-ishment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoedle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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Have you heard the joke about the capital building?

It's a riot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Moscow is the capital of black holes...

...because everything is Rushin' to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What is capital city of universe

University

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeriousDirt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?

Because there's an AC in DC.

(Someone improve this joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turn_ncough
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"

"A"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yupitsnoone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...

Every year it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourself2343
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth

It’s Dublin every day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecuinir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...

Is llama bad?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..

It earned the nickname Sin City!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?

A Brussels spout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikev431
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital

I suppose they really like D.C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)

Dakar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kajikiwolfe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of

Allaskya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?

Because he was afraid of Capitalism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What’s the capital in France?

The F.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffbigw76
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What type of car believes in capital punishment?

A Musthang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.

It was, after all, a Capitol offense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?

I guess shift happens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?

They're both in Dhaka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bandito210
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do you call it when an investor becomes a bodybuilder?

Capital gainz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sux_4_bux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What is the egg capital of Japan?

Yolkohama!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown

You'd think they were used to being stuck home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhinosorcery
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Typing in all lowercase...

should be capital murder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?

Under DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?

Capitalist

My sincere apologies in advance πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SY7777
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I'll always refer to my stomach as Budapest

Because it is the capital of Hungary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Team_Pineapple
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What country has the fastest growing capital?

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobSkrrrrt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowthe_numbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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