Socialistic Puns

A list of puns related to "Socialistic"

Did you hear about the new socialist bank?

It’s called Das Kapital One

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinh456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why didn’t the old man want to join the socialist party?

Because he was antisocial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle4523
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at his factory?

He wanted to cease the means of production

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpencaDubyaKimballer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What type of government does a country full of extroverts have? A socialist government.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorOofMoment
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What was troubling the Deer leader of the Elk socialist republic?

The Stagnation of the Buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOO-OO0-0OO-OO-O00O
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I fought with a socialist sniper in the military

He was an impressive Marxman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryotaiku
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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Ive been going to this amazing socialist prenatal yoga center called Stretch Marx.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyitsthatguygoddamn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Socialist jokes are not funny,

Unless everybody gets them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2017
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I am a socialist and I like old comedy

I guess I could be called a Groucho Marxist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Primes4Life
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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Bernie Sanders dropped out...

He is practicing Socialist Distancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanlonRazor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Why did Bernie Sanders refuse to return to the Senate after the primaries?

He wanted to practice socialist distancing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tactical_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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