In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Why did the Soviet Union never take off?
Because they kept Stalin π€ π€ π€
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I would stay away from the Soviet Union
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
The soviet union was doomed to fail.
The red flags were everywhere.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?
Because they're always Russian.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming
There were red flags all over the place
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still havenβt found what theyβre looking for.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
In Soviet Union comment corrects you
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︎ Jun 05 2019
The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...
I guess they were Stalin around.
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︎ May 06 2019
Whoβs responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?
Everyone. They all share the blame.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Why don't cars start in the soviet union?
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︎ Sep 18 2018
What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Whatβs another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Why was the Soviet Union unprepared for the Nazi invasion?
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︎ Jan 05 2019
LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...
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︎ Sep 17 2018
If Elon Musk were born in soviet union, what's his company name would be?
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︎ May 14 2018
What type of cloth does the Soviet Union use
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︎ Jul 19 2018
The Soviet Union was Stalin but now they're Putin it back together
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︎ Mar 02 2014
Why should you never buy a car from the Soviet Union?
They keep Lenin to the left and Stalin. They also exclusively paint in red.
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︎ Dec 07 2016
Why did leaders of the soviet union hate riding taxi's?
They were always stalin'.
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︎ Jul 15 2016
Why didn't they drive stick in the Soviet Union?
Cause they were afraid of Stalin'!
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︎ Jul 06 2014
Why did the Soviet Union fail?
Too much Stalin'.
Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
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︎ Oct 21 2014
How can you tell people in the Soviet Union are always in a hurry?
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︎ Aug 10 2015
Why did the Soviet Union take so long to fall?
Because they kept Stalin!
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︎ Feb 06 2017
Why was the soviet union always early to the battlegroun?
Because they were Russian
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