In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tambalajus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06 2021
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Why did the Soviet Union never take off?

Because they kept Stalin ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค 

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MartinsChair
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17 2021
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Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?

They were Stalin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/karma-enigma
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01 2020
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I would stay away from the Soviet Union

There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Eireannach0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20 2019
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The soviet union was doomed to fail.

The red flags were everywhere.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rav4xle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02 2020
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Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?

Because they're always Russian.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sgt_PoopyMan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 05 2020
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I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming

There were red flags all over the place

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kangamooo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01 2019
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Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.

They still havenโ€™t found what theyโ€™re looking for.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Konamicoder
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27 2020
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Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?

Because they love Stalin

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/h0ldmycovfefe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20 2020
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What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?

A ,rade.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OrikamiPanio
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25 2020
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In Soviet Union comment corrects you
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/silverwolf_raven
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 05 2019
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The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...

I guess they were Stalin around.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shamieee
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 06 2019
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Whoโ€™s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?

Everyone. They all share the blame.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/boogerknows
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union

The USS Aarrgh

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PotatoSeed7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 12 2019
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Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?

They only had ours!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Wombat1892
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05 2019
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Why don't cars start in the soviet union?

They keep on Stalin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LAL99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18 2018
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What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?

The Fault In Our Tsars.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheScarletSho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 17 2019
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Whatโ€™s another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?

The USS Aaarggh

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PotatoSeed7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 11 2019
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Why was the Soviet Union unprepared for the Nazi invasion?

They kept Stalin'

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/swift_air
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05 2019
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LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...

That's a huge red flag.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Maimonides_vii
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17 2018
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If Elon Musk were born in soviet union, what's his company name would be?

Teslav

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/daftmaple
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14 2018
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What type of cloth does the Soviet Union use

Lenin

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Emoti723
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 19 2018
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The Soviet Union was Stalin but now they're Putin it back together
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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ggtucker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 02 2014
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Why should you never buy a car from the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left and Stalin. They also exclusively paint in red.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BadassNyan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07 2016
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Why did leaders of the soviet union hate riding taxi's?

They were always stalin'.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NotSoScary555
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15 2016
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Why didn't they drive stick in the Soviet Union?

Cause they were afraid of Stalin'!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tab7240
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06 2014
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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'.

Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pyram66
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21 2014
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How can you tell people in the Soviet Union are always in a hurry?

They're all rushin'.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RobGrizzly
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 10 2015
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Why did the Soviet Union take so long to fall?

Because they kept Stalin!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/josamo8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06 2017
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Why was the soviet union always early to the battlegroun?

Because they were Russian

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlimLazy
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