Why did the Soviet Union never take off?
Because they kept Stalin π€ π€ π€
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︎ Feb 17 2021
In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming
There were red flags all over the place
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︎ Jul 01 2019
What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Whoβs responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?
Everyone. They all share the blame.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I would stay away from the Soviet Union
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?
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︎ Apr 17 2019
The two men stared intensely at each other over the chessboard, neither one making a move. Suddenly, one of the men gasped in horror and shouted, "How is this possible? You must be taught by the Soviets!"
The other smirked and replied, "Czech, mate."
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︎ May 12 2021
The soviet union was doomed to fail.
The red flags were everywhere.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
LPT: If you ever go on a date and the person has the banner of the former Soviet Union hanging on their wall...
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︎ Sep 17 2018
Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?
Because they're always Russian.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.
They still havenβt found what theyβre looking for.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What type of cloth does the Soviet Union use
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︎ Jul 19 2018
What's the difference between a Soviet soldier and a fish?
The fish lasts longer in it's tank
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︎ Jun 17 2021
The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...
I guess they were Stalin around.
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︎ May 06 2019
What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Why did leaders of the soviet union hate riding taxi's?
They were always stalin'.
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︎ Jul 15 2016
Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Why don't cars start in the soviet union?
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︎ Sep 18 2018
I ended things with my communist girlfriend.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Whatβs another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
In Soviet Union comment corrects you
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︎ Jun 05 2019
Why should you never buy a car from the Soviet Union?
They keep Lenin to the left and Stalin. They also exclusively paint in red.
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︎ Dec 07 2016
The Soviet Union was Stalin but now they're Putin it back together
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︎ Mar 02 2014
What do you call a Russian wedding in English?
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Why did the architecture student get points off on his blueprint of a Soviet house?
Unnecessary Marx and Engels.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Why did the Soviet Union fail?
Too much Stalin'.
Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
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︎ Oct 21 2014
Why didn't they drive stick in the Soviet Union?
Cause they were afraid of Stalin'!
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︎ Jul 06 2014
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
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︎ Jun 23 2021
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
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︎ Jun 16 2021
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
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︎ May 25 2021
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Why did the Soviet army have such great soldiers
They were all excellent at marxmanship
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︎ Dec 02 2020
How can you tell people in the Soviet Union are always in a hurry?
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︎ Aug 10 2015
My friend was trying to feed her baby but he was having none of it. I said "Try the Airplane."
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
If Elon Musk were born in soviet union, what's his company name would be?
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︎ May 14 2018
So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
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︎ May 18 2021
You know what they say about communism,
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What is the opposite of isolate?
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︎ Jun 26 2021
I need someone to repair the stone wall in the front of my house, but I donβt have a lot of money.
Incidentally, Free Masons are not what they sound like.
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︎ Jun 11 2021
All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
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︎ May 19 2021
Why did the Soviet Union take so long to fall?
Because they kept Stalin!
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︎ Feb 06 2017
Why was the soviet union always early to the battlegroun?
Because they were Russian
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