I was dating a communist recently
It was a horrible relationship, all the red flags were there.
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
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How do communist measure time?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Whatβs a communistβs favorite thing to measure time with
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.
Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What do they call IHOP in communist countries?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
what do you call a communist sniper
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I broke up with my boyfriend because I realised heβs a communist
Now that I look back, there were a lot of red flags
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︎ Oct 10 2020
What would happen if Iran became communist?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
How much time is in one communist day?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I think my cat might be a communist
he wonβt shut up about Mao
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why are communists good at archery?
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I love a good build up
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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What do you call communist mars?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
How do communists tell time?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Did you know the film βSpeedβ had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called βVelocityβ.
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Communist jokes can be funny
But only if everyone gets them
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I dated a communist once. I had no idea. She seemed sweet. But it did NOT end well
Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags
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I started dating a communist and sheβs a real psycho.
How did I miss all the red flags?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Where do you keep your copy of the Communist Manifesto?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
eBay is so useless
I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches
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︎ Sep 30 2020
The communists have been talking about their revolution for over a hundred years now...
Iβm starting to think theyβre Stalin
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do snowmen call their offspring?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What do you call it when you question a communist?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
How did young Gorbachev know he was doing well in Communist school?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Communist bird
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I used to date someone with a communist flag on their wall.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Help! I think my horse is a Communist!
He always says neigh to Stalin, but he's a big fan of Trotsky....
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Does this pun believe here ?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Anyone can become communist.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Why do communists only write using lower case letters?
Because they hate capitalism.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
What did book critics think of the Communist Manifesto?
They gave it high Marx because it looked at many new Engels.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What would a communist Hungary be called?
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︎ May 08 2020
Why are American towels communist?
Theyβre kept in the Lenin closet.
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︎ May 23 2020
What do you call a communist who tells jokes?
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︎ May 16 2020
How do you tell a communist to stop being rude?
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︎ May 13 2020
What are a communist's favorite units of time?
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︎ Nov 16 2018
How do you get a Chinese communist to defect?
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︎ May 10 2020
Welcome to todayβs Communist Marathon...
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︎ Feb 05 2020
I should've known my wife was a communist.
There were red flags everywhere.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Why aren't communist jokes funny?
Because not everyone gets them
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︎ Jul 25 2020
A communist joke is only funny if everyone gets it
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︎ May 22 2020
Why are communist jokes so funny?
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︎ Dec 03 2018
Whatβs a communistβs favorite unit of time?
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