A list of puns related to "The Mob"
Long story short, they made me an offer I couldn't understand.
A Grass-Hopper!
By using pier pressure.
I suspect he works for MacMafia
It was whiskey business.
They let bi-Dons be bi-Dons.
He's sleeping with the knishes.
Dad: "Hey son did you hear about the mobster who passed out in the kitchen."
Son: "Uh...no."
Dad: "Yeah I guess he's sleeping with the dishes."
I went bananas.
I told them time and time again I did not want or need flowers but they never left me alone. Finally I told my friend Hugh who has connections with the mob. He told me he’d take care of the monks and they’d never bother me again. Just goes to show, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
My girlfriend and I went to a Glitch Mob concert a couple of days ago. When we walked into the venue, the smoke machines were already on, it was almost impossible to see the stage. Immediately I turn to her and say
"Man, I don't know if we'll remember this concert tomorrow morning."
"Why?"
"Our memory might be a little foggy."
I had to go look for her in the crowd.
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