What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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How did the Mob try to influence Marlin Brando’s character in β€˜On the Waterfront’?

By using pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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How do stop a mob of attacking clowns?

Go for the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I think the pasta chef is laundering money for the mob

I suspect he works for MacMafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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As a mafia hitman, my story of a successful mission I was assigned--which had me assassinate a decade of mob bosses--usually started as similarly sounding like the layman's term of the fibrous tissue along the calves and heels...

"I killed these ten Dons..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MabalsaRitchie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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If a mob of clowns ever try to rob you then remember to go for their jugglers first
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PilotDave3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I used to be a bartender for the mob.

It was whiskey business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthNuggetz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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The maffia does not discriminate against mob bosses who date both men and women.

They let bi-Dons be bi-Dons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call a recently whacked mob boss?

Al Ca-put

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sioswing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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What do you call a mob of drooling zombies?

The Salivation Army

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stooftheoof
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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If attacked by a mob of clowns imgur.com/uTzXU3u
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Did you hear about the potato farmer who crossed the mob?

He's sleeping with the knishes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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Is the Mob funny?

Dad: "Hey son did you hear about the mobster who passed out in the kitchen."

Son: "Uh...no."

Dad: "Yeah I guess he's sleeping with the dishes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Staff_Inflection
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2015
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When attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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If you’re attacked by a mob of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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If you’re ever attacked by a mob of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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If attacked by a mob of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkone2087
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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If you ever get attacked by a mob of clowns

Be sure to go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RendolfGirafMstr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you do if attacked by a mob of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimitex22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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How do you stop an angry mob of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/termiAurthur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, remember this...

Go for the juggler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dizmodo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns...

... go straight for the Juggler.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2015
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How do you subdue a mob of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

sigh.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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