A list of puns related to "Mobility"
It was lame.
Unlimited Data
I got a text from my mobile provider saying Iβd exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
Robin get in the car.
One gets incarcerated, the other is in-car-serrated
Teacher: βSo I want everyone to understand that a dead body isnβt disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with oneβ
The teacher has everyone turn their body over
Teacher: βNow I want you all to stick your finger in itβs ass and hold it in there for a momentβ
all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first
Teacher: βOkay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I doβ
The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked
As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, βnow see itβs not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my classβ.
With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz
Unstable.
...if you smoke them.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
He gave her a ring
Sam sung
My wife says it will look too boring, but I think it will be egg siding.
r/dadjokes on you!
Nothing happens, You don't take a photo of anything with a wheel, you use a camera/mobile phone instead.
Son: "Mom, Dad's russian!!"
Because he couldn't sprint
Just in case Mr Onion rings.
I always need to console myself.
Virgin Mobile.
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this
Tuber simulator
I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"
RV?
So weβve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)
Anyways... Weβve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. Itβs Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...
Weβre pointing out the different animals to Son and heβs repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying βHiβ as a new animal rotates in.
So Wife goes, βHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?β
And Son waves and says βHi!β and giggles.
Wife: βAnd thereβs an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?β
Son: βHi... tootsβ
Wife: βYes! Toots! And hereβs the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?β
Son: βHi!β
Wife: βThatβs the βHi of the Tigerββ
Me: β... π π πβ
Wife: βYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!β
A minor detail.
Robin: βWhat the hell is a tery?β
Or
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Red paint.
Wild Bill Hickock
He explained to that it was a call from his wife, so he wasn't talking on the phone, just listening.
The cops let him go.
I think we really need to upgrade our plumbers.
An autumn-mobile!
But every time I visit the countryside I get soft and lose my edge
Age is clearly a word
Virgin Mobile
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