I watched a documentary on people who had lost mobility in their limbs last night
What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?
What do you call a mobile home for mentally insane horses?
Mobile phones have been around longer than people think.
I was watching this film the other day and heard Sir Lancelot ask someone to fetch his charger.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?
My son sees me rushing to pick up my ringing mobile in another room.
Son: "Mom, Dad's russian!!"
Browsing reddit on mobile? Place your device on your body.
Why did Mr Potato have a mobile phone?
Just in case Mr Onion rings.
Why did the turtle go to T-mobile
Because he couldn't sprint
Dose this make me a mobile gamer ?
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
What do you call a group of people under 18 years old going somewhere?
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Be there
Or
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What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?
Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this
What kind of car runs on leaves?
What's a potato's favorite mobile game?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a vato on a skateboard?
In the future...
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" 😂🤣
I'm glad my friend enlightened me on this deal
We Are not buying a mobile home
I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...
I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
Now that’s how you mobilize a fan base.
A friend completely mis-said something. 5 minutes of crappy mobile photoshop later....
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Feminism
When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)
From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
On mobile the r/perfect loops suggestion showed a wheel of ck that rotated between o and i. It said ick ock ick ock…obviously the T was cut off from the top. But watching it with out the the T made me think of Wild Bill
More people have access to a mobile phone than a toilet.
I think we really need to upgrade our plumbers.
I'm a successful salesman for mobile internet contracts
But every time I visit the countryside I get soft and lose my edge
A man got pulled over for using his mobile phone
He explained to that it was a call from his wife, so he wasn't talking on the phone, just listening.
The cops let him go.
When whisking something, do it with caution.
I hate it when people say age is only a number
At my work we sell internet and work with credit card info so we aren't allowed to bring mobil phones in.
So I turned to my manager yesterday and said
"We may not be able to have cell phones, but we can have SALE phones."
Note: This my first post here and not 100% sure if this is a dad joke. If it doesn't belong here, do inform me where I could post it. Many thanks!
[At the wedding] Priest: Repeat after me...
Groom: After me..
Priest, looking at bride: Is he serious?
Bride: No, his name is Mike.
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