What do you call a rapper who has no umbrella?
Lil Wayne
If the old adage "You are what you eat." was actually true, what food would rappers never eat?
An orange, because they don't rhyme.
If jesus was a rapper, what would be his stage name?
G-Sauce.
Yo! Did you know the greatest rapper ever was Jewish?
Dr. Dre-idel
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What do rappers say when they finish recording?
That's a movie.
My friend is a rapper with insomnia
Lil’ Sleep
Why do vegan rappers get along with each other so well?
Because they don’t have beef.
What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?
Bubble rap
Why do rappers like sidewalks?
They kept them off the streets.
The rapper Mike Jones and a owl walk into a bar.
Who?
Where should you look up 80s white guy rappers?
wiki wiki wiki wiki
How do you greet a rapper who barks?
What's up dowg.
A famous rapper fell in love with a chef...
Will she marry Nate Dogg?
How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
None because they were all too lil to reach it.
If I were a rapper, my rap name would be
Lay-Z
Did you hear about the rapper that had a weird asphalt fetish?
He came from the streets.
What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?
Same middle name.
Bowser must be a good rapper
Cause he spittin’ real fire
Safest username for online rapper society is “connect” ”
Cause no one wants to “diss-connect”
What do the people say about the female rapper on her menstrual cycle?
She had a mean flow
There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.
I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.
What do you call a group of rappers with coronavirus?
The Wuhan clan !
My ex- rapper friend decided to stop his gardening business because he was really careless with his tools.
He has hoes in different area codes.
What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?
mc²
What did the rapper forget when going on holiday?
2pac
Which rapper isn't very precise?
Macklemore or less
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot Tupac
Did you hear that lady in the Progressive Insurance ads has been dating a rapper?
It's Flo Rida
Are most rappers general contractors?
Because they’re always trying to raise the roof.
Why did the rapper get gold teeth?
He wanted to put his money where his mouth is
Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?
They say she had a mean flow.
Did you hear about the female rapper that only battled while she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow
