It was the Fred Schneider cut. Oops!
Roggen Roll
Lettuce Turnip the Beet!
"Get off my mother's grave, NOW!"
She wanted to see the task manager
Day of the triffics
¿Qué dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
“¡PA’CA! ¡PA’CA!”
English:
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
“Over here! Over here!”
(“Pa’ca” means “over here” in colloquial Spanish)
(I’m of Cuban descent for reference)
So imagine everything my grandfather saying in a really redneck southern accent.
We're watching tv and one of the lead actors comes on screen. Conversation as follows Aunt: "I think that young man is wearing a girl's shirt" Grandfather: "damn. Is he one of those homosapiens?" Me: "granddaddy. You are a homosapien" Grandfather: "don't talk to me like that!"
You know the funky thing about living on "O" st.? You have to go a block to "P".
Girlfriends Dad to wife : honey we need to take your car charger to the Del Mar races
Wife: why, don't you have one ?
GFD: yeah , but didn't you buy yours in San Diego?
Wife: yeah?
GFD: Then we have to take it, it's a San Diego Charger !
I'm the only one that got it and laughed !
