Rappers Names Puns

A list of puns related to "Rappers Names"

If jesus was a rapper, what would be his stage name?

G-Sauce.

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👤︎ u/abowlofspicyramen
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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If I were a rapper, my rap name would be

Lay-Z

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.

I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.

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👤︎ u/99-bottlesofbeer
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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If I were a Rapper, my Rapper name would be Gershwin. I would distribute my CD's in blue wrappers

They would be Gershin's Rap CDs in Blue.

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👤︎ u/IranRPCV
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Friend:whats your rapper name? Me: Lil pup
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👤︎ u/jojagurdoesreddit
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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What is Einstein's rapper name?

MC^2

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👤︎ u/fgcovfefe
📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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What's Einstein's rapper name?

E=MC Einstein

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👤︎ u/-NARPS-
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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A coworker handed me two quarters. I said, "Hey, now that I have these, guess what my rapper name would be!"....

Her: "Ugh. 50 Cent?"

Me: "What? No, I'd be '2-Change.'"

She just walked away without saying anything after that. Mission accomplished.

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👤︎ u/Individual4815
📅︎ Jan 11 2018
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If I was a rapper, my street name would be Iced Ink

Because I just farted.

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Nov 28 2016
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Two rivaling rappers, named Jim and Tom planned to meet up for a rap battle. Jim totally destroyed his rival.

Tom's fans didn't expect this kind of diss appointment.

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👤︎ u/SupposedlyTropical42
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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You ever heard of the rapper named Mattress?

He is very underrated! Everybody is sleeping on him.

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👤︎ u/tyranticmonkeyy
📅︎ Oct 28 2016
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My dad just got me on our drive to Key West

So we've been driving for about 30 minutes down state route 1 and talking has died down a bit. We're just listening to some oldies on the radio when my dad says, "Flo Rida must be pretty popular down here. I keep seeing his name everywhere." I replied, "really? I haven't seen it anywhere..... Ugh Shut up dad."

Edit: Key West is the most southern part of the state of Florida, USA. Flo Rida is a rapper. Flo Rida is really popular in Florida. My dad saw Flo Rida a lot during our drive in Florida. If you don't get it yet, leave /r/dadjokes

Edit 2 because people keep struggling. If this doesn't help you understand the joke you're lost.
Flo Rida
Flo rida
Florida

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👤︎ u/greekgodgrizz
📅︎ Sep 15 2016
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If I were to be a rapper....

"If I were to be a rapper, I'd name myself two chins"

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👤︎ u/JHolleywood
📅︎ Oct 26 2013
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