Because they are spitting fire
He calls himself Ridiclewis.
... to be hip-hop-critical
So my dad just now made the dad joke of Christmas.
Mom: Hurry up and start rapping!
Dad: ( beep box/fake Rapping) okay there I'm starting!
I really want to have a daughter and name her Zelda.
I imagine, as she gets older she will spend all her time writing sick poetry and rhymes in her journal, growing her hair down to her back, not to spite me, but so she can donate it later, and expand her wit by studying improv comedy through highschool.
As she becomes famous, I hope she will invite me to one of her rap battles and put me in the front row. My heart will grow as she takes the stage, but fatherly intuition tells me something is wrong...Zelda is frozen at the microphone.
I see her up on the stage, eyes alight with fright, hair pulled tight into a bun. She and I lock eyes, a moment of silence passes and serenity slowly enters...THIS is the moment we have been waiting for all our lives.
Looking up calmly, I couldn't be more proud as I exclaim, "Rap puns, Zel. Rap puns, Zel! Let down your hair!"
They said she had a mean flow.....
Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it.
A raptor
Tupuc
It’s called Rigatone.
Call myself the bar inspector
Let me break it down lion by lion
Santa Claus really likes him because he’s RAPPING the PRESENT.
(That joke was 2 punny)
I told him it was crap.
A Rap Scallion
turns out she was just a biter.
Diss Trackula
They really wanted to be Gs
Actually, it's more of a rap.
Lay-Z
A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.
Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.
I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."
Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo
Skittish Yiddish!
They were called 2Pac
Oh well, no biggie.
A diss appointment.
Waka Flocka Seagulls.
He probably just needs a tissue
A "rap-tile"
The Wuhan Clan
What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping? An Al-Gore-Rythm 😁
Rap music
mc²
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
They say she had a mean flow.
A rap scallion.
Something bad is going to happen.
I can feel it.
