Rapping paper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/romeo_rocks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why are dragons so good at rapping?

Because they are spitting fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckingKids69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a rapping duck?

A Drake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_venture
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you hear Ludacris' cousin Lewis started rapping?

He calls himself Ridiclewis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-caped-cadaver
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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I've always found the claim that rapping to dance music isn't rap music...

... to be hip-hop-critical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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"Rapping"

So my dad just now made the dad joke of Christmas.

Mom: Hurry up and start rapping!

Dad: ( beep box/fake Rapping) okay there I'm starting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chucklesworth2127
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Rapping paper for my dad's Christmas gift.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeKindOfSound
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Acting, rapping, dad jokes- Idris Elba does it all imgur.com/a/CCc0N
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I'm so ready to be a dad

I really want to have a daughter and name her Zelda.

I imagine, as she gets older she will spend all her time writing sick poetry and rhymes in her journal, growing her hair down to her back, not to spite me, but so she can donate it later, and expand her wit by studying improv comedy through highschool.

As she becomes famous, I hope she will invite me to one of her rap battles and put me in the front row. My heart will grow as she takes the stage, but fatherly intuition tells me something is wrong...Zelda is frozen at the microphone.

I see her up on the stage, eyes alight with fright, hair pulled tight into a bun. She and I lock eyes, a moment of silence passes and serenity slowly enters...THIS is the moment we have been waiting for all our lives.

Looking up calmly, I couldn't be more proud as I exclaim, "Rap puns, Zel. Rap puns, Zel! Let down your hair!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImDyxlesic-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Ever heard about the woman who only did rap battles, when she was on her menstrual period?

They said she had a mean flow.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TPew1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I am reading a horror novel in Braille.

Something bad is gonna happen, I can feel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Ba dum, tsss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awells1012
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What multi-talented dinosaur can act and rap?

A raptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Help me come up with puns which include the name Todd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahmelie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What do you call a hockey player that raps?

Tupuc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prophetshuldham
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Bubble Rap 😎
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanaluvya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Hey did you hear about the new kind of Italian rap music?

It’s called Rigatone.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Gotta be a lawyer pursuing rap

Call myself the bar inspector

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilchange13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I wrote a rap song about Voltron

Let me break it down lion by lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siminz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What can you say about a HIP-HOP ARTIST that performs the music of TODAY?

Santa Claus really likes him because he’s RAPPING the PRESENT.

(That joke was 2 punny)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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My friend was listening to Chinese rap.

I told him it was crap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksawesome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call an onion who sings hip-hop?

A Rap Scallion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fading2black82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Somebody told me my Dog could rap

turns out she was just a biter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebatm3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What vampire raps about his enemies?

Diss Trackula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb wanted to start a gangster rap group

They really wanted to be Gs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call a rap battle between two lizards? A reptile diss function
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I've just written a song about tortillas

Actually, it's more of a rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadyBeard27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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If I were a rapper, my rap name would be

Lay-Z

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle? Disney
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellgirlxoxo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle

A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.

Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.

I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."

Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capitolpuns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?

Skittish Yiddish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgjbl216
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Pacman and Mrs. Pacman used to have a rap group.

They were called 2Pac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Someone stole some of my rap CDs.

Oh well, no biggie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Rap god?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatardrummer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?

Run DMZ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnyiso
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call a prearranged rap battle?

A diss appointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMasonX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I think the boogieman gets a bad rap

He probably just needs a tissue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharkdealer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call an iguana that does poetry to a beat?

A "rap-tile"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EMOmosie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?

The Wuhan Clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Al Gore Beat-Boxing

What do you call Al Gore beat-boxing/rapping? An Al-Gore-Rythm 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0rionB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What is the best kind of music to play before Christmas?

Rap music

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertJSh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?

mcΒ²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheV1p3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death

He's going to get the eclectic chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?

They say she had a mean flow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safwan070
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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What do you call a duck that can rap?

Drake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What do you call an onion that can spit fire?

A rap scallion.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I’m reading a horror book in Braille.

Something bad is going to happen.

I can feel it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trainsareepic
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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