What do you call a hockey player that raps?
Gotta be a lawyer pursuing rap
Call myself the bar inspector
Hey did you hear about the new kind of Italian rap music?
I wrote a rap song about Voltron
Let me break it down lion by lion
My friend was listening to Chinese rap.
Somebody told me my Dog could rap
turns out she was just a biter.
Barry, Robin and Maurice Gibb wanted to start a gangster rap group
They really wanted to be Gs
What vampire raps about his enemies?
What do you call a rap battle between two lizards? A reptile diss function
What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?
If I were a rapper, my rap name would be
What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle? Disney
This Sacramento comedy show is basically a pun-themed rap battle
A few years ago, we started a show that I quite frankly never thought would work.
Nearly four years later, including two sold out appearances at San Francisco Sketchfest and a local TV featurette, our show "Capitol PUNishment" is now streaming on Twitch Friday night at 8:30pm PST.
I hope it's ok to post this in here. If not, feel free to remove with no hard feelings. Just encouraging pun lovers to check out what is best described as "a fast-paced, in-the-moment spectacle that combines everything you love about gameshows, rap-battles, and "dad" jokes, into a unique and hilarious competitive format."
Our channel is twitch.tv/capitolpuns
Here's a little video to help paint the picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RE9PgmfXo
Someone stole some of my rap CDs.
Pacman and Mrs. Pacman used to have a rap group.
Who is North Korea’s favorite rap group?
There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.
What do you call a flat earth rap?
What do you call a prearranged rap battle?
I think the boogieman gets a bad rap
He probably just needs a tissue
What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?
Today they sentenced the infamous "Country, Rap, Gospel and Classical Music Killer" to death
He's going to get the eclectic chair.
What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?
I've always found the claim that rapping to dance music isn't rap music...
... to be hip-hop-critical
Why do women only rap on their periods?
Because they have a mad flow.
I dont know why dad jokes get a bad rap, women love them.
Otherwise they'd be called bachelor jokes.
I like country and rap.
Some people call it crap.
what do you call your favorite rap song about coffee?
People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
Which chemical liquid would destroy bacteria in a rap battle?
My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.
Now they're homie pigeons.
What do you call a Shaolin rap group?
I think the biggest reason teen pregnancies get such a bad rap
is because it's so much harder to give birth to a teenager.
I recently found this amazing rapper who raps about cheese
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music...
... they're called the Zbruhs.
Old town road is a combination of country and rap.
If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?
What do you call a rap song about climate change?
What kind of vegetable likes rap music?
I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."
What do you get when you combine country and rap music?
If Korean pop is kpop, what is Chinese rap?
What do you call Japanese Rap?
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