If the old adage "You are what you eat." was actually true, what food would rappers never eat?
An orange, because they don't rhyme.
Yo! Did you know the greatest rapper ever was Jewish?
What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?
The rapper Mike Jones and a owl walk into a bar.
Did you hear about the rapper that had a weird asphalt fetish?
He came from the streets.
What do Alexander the Great, Winnie the Pooh, and Chance the Rapper have in common?
What do the people say about the female rapper on her menstrual cycle?
What did the rapper forget when going on holiday?
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
Did you hear that lady in the Progressive Insurance ads has been dating a rapper?
Why did the rapper get gold teeth?
He wanted to put his money where his mouth is
What happened to the rapper's laptop when he left it in his jewelry room?
It was covered in so much ice, it froze.
“Post Home Alone, the introvert rapper of the next decade.”
Said in a discussion of whether the movie “The Page Master” was pre or post “Home Alone”.
Have you heard of the new Amish rapper?
What did the rapper say to the shepard?
All of this criticism and backlash over Eminem's recent verses and punchlines is just the collective groan expected when the greatest rapper of all time starts making epic dad jokes.
FINAL FORM!
DAD'S UNITE!
OUR TIME HAS COME!
Have you heard of the new upcoming rapper, Lil Keyboard?
they say his bars are from space
The Best Rapper Since Sliced Bread
Who is the least self-assured rapper?
Did you hear about the dragon that became a rapper?
What did the rapper say when he got a hole in his pants?
You’ve heard of the rapper and singer Post Malone but, what about Ho Malone?
You know that Christmas comedy movie that came out in the 90s with Macaulay Culkin.
Why did the rapper thank the sidewalk in his acceptance speech?
Because it kept him off the streets.
What's the mumble-rapper's favorite meal?
Who's the cheesiest rapper in the world?
The rapper Ice Cube has gotten diagnosed with stage 1 cancer..
You ever heard of the rapper named Mattress?
He is very underrated! Everybody is sleeping on him.
via text: "I just saw a famous rapper at the Getty Villas"
and then he sent this picture
http://imgur.com/TWSP0yt
I was lost in the desert, dying of thirst, when I thought I saw a famous female rapper....
...but it was just a Nicki Mirage.
Did you hear about the female rapper who only rapped when she was on her period?
They say she had a mean flow.
Did you hear about the female rapper that only battled while she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow
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