What do you call a rapper who has no umbrella?
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If jesus was a rapper, what would be his stage name?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Whatβs a rappers favourite toy?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My friend is a rapper with insomnia
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
The rapper Mike Jones and a owl walk into a bar.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
How do you greet a rapper who barks?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
A famous rapper fell in love with a chef...
Will she marry Nate Dogg?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
None because they were all too lil to reach it.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Did you hear about the rapper that had a weird asphalt fetish?
He came from the streets.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
If I were a rapper, my rap name would be
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Bowser must be a good rapper
Cause he spittinβ real fire
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︎ Apr 17 2020
There's a new rapper in my city, his name is dx.
I don't know man, seems to me like he's a little derivative.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What do you call a group of rappers with coronavirus?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Did you hear that lady in the Progressive Insurance ads has been dating a rapper?
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Im going to be a rapper called Lil Shit
When people ask why i will say i get inspired by what my mom calls me
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Where does a rapper go for help with his addiction?
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What do you call a rapper that shuts doors with a lot of force?
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︎ May 15 2019
I invited a bunch of rappers to my party. Most of them showed up, but Notorious B.I.G. couldn't make it.
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︎ Jun 29 2018
If I were a Rapper, my Rapper name would be Gershwin. I would distribute my CD's in blue wrappers
They would be Gershin's Rap CDs in Blue.
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︎ Jan 01 2019
I donβt really have a preference when it comes to rappers
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︎ Apr 25 2019
I always thought that Two Factor, as in two factor authentication, sounded like a Rapper's handle.
I wonder if he's a fan of his predecessor, TwoFac Secure?
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Two rivaling rappers, named Jim and Tom planned to meet up for a rap battle. Jim totally destroyed his rival.
Tom's fans didn't expect this kind of diss appointment.
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︎ Oct 19 2018
Dissing white rappers just for being white is a logical fallacy...
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︎ Apr 22 2018
Did you hear about the dragon that became a rapper?
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︎ Jan 19 2019
What Do You Call a Rapper that Puts Out a Fire?
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︎ Oct 31 2018
What do you call a rapper that makes lots of perfumes?
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︎ Aug 08 2018
What is a farm animal's favorite rapper??
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︎ Mar 10 2018
What did the rapper say when he got a hole in his pants?
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︎ Jun 20 2018
Who you gonna call a rapper that solves paranormal mysteries?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
When Ice-T was a burgeoning rapper,
Did he call himself Green-T?
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︎ Nov 10 2018
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︎ Dec 31 2017
A coworker handed me two quarters. I said, "Hey, now that I have these, guess what my rapper name would be!"....
Her: "Ugh. 50 Cent?"
Me: "What? No, I'd be '2-Change.'"
She just walked away without saying anything after that. Mission accomplished.
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︎ Jan 11 2018
What do you call a gassy Egyptian rapper?
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︎ Dec 19 2017
What do you call a rapper with Parkinson's?
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︎ Apr 25 2013
I'm going to become a pro gluten rapper
My MC name will be B-Ready.
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