prostitution is a thot crime.
inviting several prostitutes to the same party is gathering your thots.
New York Post: "How Patriots owner Robert Craft could get off in prostitution case"
I watched a documentary on prostitution today...
and it was whorrible
it really blew
Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Where would you hear the most gossip from a prostitute?
A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.
What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
What do you call Idaho prostitutes?
What kind of lodging do authoritative prostitutes stay at?
Yesterday I was confronted by a bunch of angry prostitutes.
It was a hoes-tile situation.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...
prostitute joke
Q. What US state do all America's Prostitutes come from?
A. Idaho.
My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.
I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.
What helped the prostitute mend their ways?
They studied horticulture
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
You hire a prostitute...
... to make up puns. They're all horrible.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
what did steve jobs call his prostitute daughter?
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
(That’s it. That’s the joke)
Still scratching my head in confusion, trying to understand why was I thrown out of the interview room???
My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness"
All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?
A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.
A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.
Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?
Dad: Uhh, nothing.
Whats yellow and sits in the tree
A Prostitute tweetie
What does the Prostitute Tweetie say?
"Cheap Cheap"
Just heard that about 5 mins ago at the Christmas dinner table... from my dad.
Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.
What do you call a Viking prostitute?
My new girlfriend used to be a prostitute.
Last night we finally had sex. She was a consummate professional.
Volemort splits his soul and puts part of it into a prostitute
Now he has a new whorecrux
If you buy a male prostitute in America, you are spending USD to get a US D
A prostitute even though she sucks, she does her fucking job.
Because prostitute is another word for hooker, and toot is another word for fart
I'm a prostitute servicing men and women out of various vehicles.
My prices are the bi rates of the car I be in.
How do you pay a British prostitute?
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.
But it's the thot that counts.
What do you call a prostitute from Italy?
Where does the prostitute get her soup?
Why does being a prostitute bring in an inconsistent income?
Because business only comes and goes
What do you call a cheap prostitute?
Why can’t prostitutes count to 70
Because 69 is a mouthful.
Blind prostitutes...
You've really gotta hand it to em...
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
Blind prostitutes;
you gotta hand it to them......
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