My dad walking in: what’s a prostitute called in Alaska?
What did the prostitute tell the tattoo artist?
Blind prostitutes....
you really gotta hand it to them
Have you heard about the blind prostitute ?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
Where would you hear the most gossip from a prostitute?
A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?
What do you call Idaho prostitutes?
What kind of lodging do authoritative prostitutes stay at?
Yesterday I was confronted by a bunch of angry prostitutes.
It was a hoes-tile situation.
prostitute joke
Q. What US state do all America's Prostitutes come from?
A. Idaho.
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...
My friend got me a prostitute for my birthday, but he didn't know I'm turned off by bad teeth.
I didn't check though because you don't look a gift whore in the mouth.
What helped the prostitute mend their ways?
They studied horticulture
You hire a prostitute...
... to make up puns. They're all horrible.
what did steve jobs call his prostitute daughter?
What do you call a prostitute that shoots radio waves out of her nipples?
What do you call a Viking prostitute?
My new girlfriend used to be a prostitute.
Last night we finally had sex. She was a consummate professional.
Today we watched a terrible movie about a prostitute that became a serial killer.
Volemort splits his soul and puts part of it into a prostitute
Now he has a new whorecrux
Because prostitute is another word for hooker, and toot is another word for fart
A prostitute even though she sucks, she does her fucking job.
If you buy a male prostitute in America, you are spending USD to get a US D
How do you pay a British prostitute?
Where does the prostitute get her soup?
What do you call a prostitute from Italy?
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.
But it's the thot that counts.
Why does being a prostitute bring in an inconsistent income?
Because business only comes and goes
What do you call a cheap prostitute?
Why can’t prostitutes count to 70
Because 69 is a mouthful.
Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute ?
Because she could wash her crack and sell it again 💁
Do prostitutes have any free time?
What's a prostitute's favorite axis?
What do you call a French prostitute in Pakistan?
I feel sorry for the blind prostitute
A prostitute dragged my drunk ass out of a ditch yesterday
She used one whore's power.
Blind prostitutes...
You've really gotta hand it to em...
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.
Blind prostitutes;
you gotta hand it to them......
Gotta hand it to the blind prostitute
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