Certified Hotel Manager.
The Four Whore’s Men of the Apocalypse
They are used to garden hose
Some CheeriHoes
He bought a warehouse!
It's weird so many guys named John got together to commit the same crime
You saw-dust. (There were exaggerated winks after. And a elbow to the ribs. It was glorious)
Edit: thanks for the love: My kid asked me if I was gonna share it on Facebook. I don’t use Facebook so I said I’d share it here. He’s practicing his jokes, he said, so he can be a good big brother. He’s got a corny sense of humor and loves a good dad joke.
For the couple of you who think I pimped his joke for Karma, look outward to that speck of light in your dark life. That light is your asshole. Go that way to remove your head from from it.
She sucked at it.
My dad works in a perfume factory.
Ah, dad makes scents.
My dad and I were cleaning the house to surprise my mom. He was vacuuming the floor. He stops, shuts of the vacuum, looks at me with a straight face and says, "I'm a vacuum pimp because I'm always using the hose."
He then started vacuuming again like nothing happened.
