Inside Man Puns

A list of puns related to "Inside Man"

A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"

The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.

Then, I was born.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 17 2021
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....

Then I was born.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

(credit: Groucho Marx)

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👤︎ u/4-8Newday
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 19 2020
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I just found out there's a person inside Iron Man.

It was a Stark realization.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside him

The doctor described his condition as stable!

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👤︎ u/rickmartingt
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied

You're really testing my patients.

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👤︎ u/OrionHunter66
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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A man was delighted when he got inside his house...

...and found out someone stole every lamp in his house.

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👤︎ u/awesomearti
📅︎ Jul 02 2018
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The Inside Man

My sister got a late Christmas gift yesterday in the form of a bracelet. The inscription on the inside of it says "It's what is on the inside that counts."

My dad immediately began to count.

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👤︎ u/McIgglyTuffMuffin
📅︎ Jan 18 2014
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A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"

The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body

Then I was born

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👤︎ u/AssortedCrap
📅︎ May 21 2020
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I confessed to my family today that, “When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body."

"Then I was born.”

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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When I was younger I felt like a man trapped inside a woman's body

Then I was born

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👤︎ u/fm369
📅︎ May 23 2019
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
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👤︎ u/pllarsen
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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