Russell Crowe Puns

A list of puns related to "Russell Crowe"

Russell Crowe walks into a police station when he hears that a cannibal has devoured his wife.

I'm Gladiator he says!

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👤︎ u/berkleysquare
📅︎ May 06 2021
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You’ll likely get this if you watched Russell Crowe in Master and Commander...
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👤︎ u/renoraid
📅︎ May 25 2020
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In Russell Crowe's new film he stars as a man that ate his wife and is quite pleased with himself in

Glad he ate her

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👤︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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A cannibal took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie

"Gladiator?"

"No I really miss her"

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👤︎ u/ImElyk
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Russell Crowe to star in a new film about a cannibalistic husband...

It's called.... Glad He Ate Her.

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👤︎ u/spankyham
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Did you hear about the time Russell Crowe tried cannibalism?

It wasn't for him but he was glad he ate her.

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👤︎ u/RigorousReddit
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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Did you hear about Russel Crow's recent problems with cannibalism? At first he expressed shame about eating the mother of two.

But upon further consideration he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/AShiggles
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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what is the best way to compare Russel Crowe's acting to his singing?

less miserable

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👤︎ u/readyff
📅︎ May 08 2019
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What did Russel Crowe say after the cannibal ate his wife?

I’m gladiator.

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👤︎ u/InotMeowMeow
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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So... A fighter in the coliseum faced a strange challenge...

He was presented a beautiful lady and told he had to kill her with cannibalism. This fighter has a good heart and could never do this, but if he did not oblige than both would die. He beat her to death and fed on the remains. Afterwards, it was revealed that the lady was actually quite evil and murdered children.

The camera pans out, it's Russell Crowe, he is Glad-he-ate-her.

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👤︎ u/Reddit_Rabit
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
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What do you call a bird in a bush making noise?

Russell Crowe

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👤︎ u/ndoredo
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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Was looking through the TV channels with my dad...

And he sees the film "Gladiator" with Russell Crowe is on and he looks at me and goes "Gladiator!! And so was she!!!" Hahahaha I just about fucking died.

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👤︎ u/danielsucksvagin
📅︎ Jul 22 2014
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A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie.

Gladiator?

No, I really miss her.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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