A list of puns related to "The Crossing"
is poultry in motion.
Dam it, Jim (Be gentle itβs my cake day)
They said I was weaving all over the road.
Now I'm dead
It was refined.
Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.
So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position
I was rickrolled
Tres passers
I said his concerns are poultry.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, βI donβt know. It all happened so fast.β
b sharp, or b flat
... make sure you are looking left and right, NOT up and down.
Dad tomato, mom tomato and son tomato. Son tomato is going too slow so his dad slaps him and says ketchup.
for human trafficking
The cockblock
'You're stripping me of a job.'
We get to the crosswalk and the signal says "Wait."
My dad says 215 pounds and walks across.
...in front of our shuttle bus yesterday, on our way to a Civil War re-enactment. "He's trying to get away from the battle before it begins", said our driver.
Without missing a beat, I quipped "Yeah, he must have heard there was going to be a shelling."
Half-hearted groans were had, and my wife wanted to disappear. Success!
That we're in our Pre Cambrian era.
Groans ensue!
"I am always 'Jay' walking." - Jay, my dad.
Poultry in motion
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