is poultry in motion.
I said his concerns are poultry.
Because after it finished wokking. It had to be delivered to a hungry customer.
She was a dirty double crosser.
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Me: βI donβt know dad.β Dad: βTo get to the dummies house!β Me: ββ¦β¦β
Dad:βKnock, knockβ Me: βWhoβs there?β Dad: βTHE CHICKEN.β
Because it was too late to go βbokβ.
It was being chased by Colonel Sanders.
Because it was standing on the high side of a banked curve wearing roller skates.
You're welcome.
'Cause he cross...
To prove that she was there before the egg...... (Inspired by another recent Dadjoke. Hope this is not a repost).
He tried to avoid the KFC...
He flew the coop.
To get some bok bok bok choy!
Maybe not strictly speaking a dad joke, but...
So... a couple weeks ago, I told my daughter a joke
me> Why did the chicken cross the road?
her> Why?
me> To visit the annoying daughter.
her> I don't get it....
me> walks away
Later that day, she was being annoying
me> Oh, I heard another joke... knock, knock
her> Who's there?
me> The chicken
me> walks away
She won't let me tell knock, knock jokes anymore. Every time I say "knock, knock", she just says "no" and walks away.
It was totally worth it.
Because their were too many millionaires on the other side.
To get hit by a car. I bet you didnβt see that one coming!
different
It didn't. It got run over.
It didn't it got hit by a truck ..
Inspires by another terrific joke...
There was no eggs-press lane!
It was in a curry.
my bad.
I don't know, I couldn't hear him.
To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.
is poultry in motion.
Poultry in motion
He had warrants!
To get to the other cider.
Because it was sinning
To get to the chicken strips club on the other side
it was poultry in motion...
To get to the other sigh
to get to the other side γ·οΈ
To prove to the squirrel it can be done
I donβt know, but the road was fuming!
Different
To get to the other side.
Because it was poultry in motion.
Ask the chicken.
To see the chicken strip
To apply to KFC.
How should we know? Itβs none of our business.
