If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.
The last time I was inside a woman.....
I was visiting the Statue of Liberty. 🗽
I heard the government was putting chips inside of people.
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
What do you call a porta-potty that’s bigger on the inside?
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
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Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
Why did the plum feel so sad inside?
What was the hippy doing inside Medusa’s lair?
I was helping my wife carry the grocery bags inside the house. All of the sudden she gets mad at me and says to carry more stuff.
I mean I would carry more but my hands were tide.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
How do you clean the inside of a Uterus?
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside the house today and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it...
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
A toilet, a urinal and a very drunk sink are all at the front of a club, fighting and arguing with the bouncer to allow them and their extremely intoxicated friend inside.
Repeatedly shouting “Let that sink in!”
I accidentally ate some food coloring today.
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside
Imagine, all the people...
Don’t speak to me when we’re inside the sauna.
I went in for surgery today and the doctor found catholic zombies inside me!
He said he found an infected mass.....
I found a sack on the side of the road. I reached inside to see if I could figure out who it belonged to. I think it belonged to Santa.
Why did the ghost blush when it looked inside the beehive?
What’s the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?
Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........
a fart smella.
Park rangers told us not to leave any wrappers inside the car because bears might break in...
Bears must really like Hip-Hop.
Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?
What did the bee say when he flew inside a sports car?
Me and my wife were scrambling to leave the house today. I happened to introduce myself to the mailman at the perfect time. His name was Mikey. Just then I turned back inside...
And yelled "HONEY, I FOUND THEM!"
During my first ultrasound, the nurse pulled out the device that goes inside, and put a condom on it.
My kid's dad says, "Oh, so that's how you keep from coming here."
Actual, horribly painful dad joke.
Some Campy Humor
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present
And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"
How much money is inside the ATM?
A local contractor hired a pasta chef to redo the interior of a doctor’s office that studies antibiotics.
The inside looks great! They have a penne ceiling.
I was at the museum and saw a painting of a bowl, with milk and some kind of food inside.
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
If a fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, what does it have on the outside?
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
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