Remains to be seen.
K9P
.. just so glad She's now finally independent.
Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent.
Judge: You're going to jail with him.
Then, I was born.
It’s a Shih Tzu
Guess they got the wrong organ donor.
My wife said: the nu-guts
I'll see us all out now
B+
Salmon.
Must be that Ambien music that they play
"And you want to send me to a psychologist for sucking my thumb."
Those were the Good Years.
So I went back home
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
I was visiting the Statue of Liberty. 🗽
Then I was born.
It's a gift.
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
Half a watermelon
(credit: Groucho Marx)
A turdis.
It was an eye opening experience.
Because they can't think outside the box.
I think he might be a Labrador Receiver.
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
I guess she is more of a house cat
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
They were in four mints.
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
From an email my cousin sent me:
I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.
I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.
The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.
A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.
Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.
Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.
To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.
If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.
Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.
Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.
A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.
My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.
Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.
He is in a lot of pain.
I'm sick and tired of telling inside jokes.
I'm literally a skeleton moving with clothes
It’s a little fit bunny
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It’s a gift.
Those were the Good Years.
K9-Pee
